What to do if you ever come to.....

[Pimppeter2]

I'm not sure if this has been done before, I tried a search that came up with nothing so alls well

This is pretty simple, all you do is say to others is

"If you ever come to (your area/country) you should do ...../"

I'll start us off






If you ever come to Chicago, be prepared to have any basketball argument shut down with some form of "Jordan was the greatest player/The '93 bulls team yada yada yada"

If you ever come to Chicago, you should make fun of a White Soxs fan, 9/10 will cry

If you ever come to Chicago, come in the summer time, we call it the windy city for a reason

If you ever come to Chicago, know that Macy's is still Marshalls and The Willis Tower is still the Sears tower in our eyes

If you ever come to America, don't assume no one speaks the same language as you, no matter where you live, you will always bump into someone from the same exact country

 

[Hazy]

If you ever come to Florida, you should dress like it's Detroit. Everyone does..

 

[megapenguinx]

If you ever come to California, get used to shallow people.

 

[reaper_2k9]

If you ever come to Indiana look forward to seeing loads of corn.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

If you ever come to Winnipeg, built a sentry system in your car to prevent it from being stolen the moment you leave it. Everyone steals cars here, even the 12-year-olds.

 

[DragonChi]

If you ever come to Nova Scotia, head back the way you came before its too late..and for fuck sakes take me WITH YOU!!

 

[Trendkill6]

If you come to Florida be prepaired to hate it.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

If you ever come to Indiana, you should leave...

If you ever come to Nova Scotia, head back the way you came before its too late.

You bastard you beat me to it

 

[quiet_samurai]

If you ever come to Seattle bring an umbrella.

 

[Pimppeter2]

If you ever come to Nova Scotia, head back the way you came before its too late.

noted

 

[ZeroMachine]

If you ever come to Boston, leave before it's too late.

I kid, I kid

If you ever come to Boston, wear a Yankee's baseball cap. Just be sure you're ready to run.

If you ever come to Indiana, you should leave...

If you ever come to Nova Scotia, head back the way you came before its too late.

You bastard you beat me to it

Dammit I was ninja'd twice!

 

[Danman1]

If you ever come to Maine Canada is still 4 hours away. Sorry.
If you ever come to Maine Bad mouth New York. You will automaticly get a government job.

 

[Gadzooks]

If you come to Perth, Australia. Expect nothing less than white sandy beaches and sunshine, but please expect nothing more than this. It is a boring desolate hellhole of a cage.

If you come to Perth, don't talk to the aboriginal youth in the city, they just want your money and cigarettes.

If you come to Perth, don't come in the height of summer - it gets too hot.

If you come to Perth, watch your back, because Homicidal Hobbes needs a new victim. This is how we spice up things here. Every week we release one of our many convicts and try not to get killed by them. We call it the weekly lotto. This is the most important thing to remember whenever a bearded man follows you into dark places. They haven't recaptured me yet, silly police!

 

[The_Chief]

if you ever come to new jersey, buy a metric ton of pork rolls and leave.
or don't.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

If you ever come to Nova Scotia, head back the way you came before its too late.

Heyyyyy, I ... sorta agree with that, actually.

If you ever come to Nova Scotia, you'd better damn-well like bag-pipes.

 

[Skreeee]

If you ever come to Michigan, be prepared to see lots of people pointing to their hands if you ask where the city they're located in is. We really do that.

If you ever come to Michigan, be prepared to be told exactly why Detroit is called Hockey Town, and nothing you say will make it otherwise.

If you ever come to Michigan, the Detroit Lions don't exist. Bringing them up is usually a bad idea.

If you ever come to Michigan, try Vernors. Best ginger ale ever.

And finally, if you ever come to Michigan, be prepared to turn right twice to make a left turn while driving in busy areas. You'll almost never be able to just turn left from the get go.

 

[DragonChi]

ok so wait..how many people here live in Nova Scotia? (don't mean to take this thread off topic) im just curious.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

ok so wait..how many people here live in Nova Scotia? (don't mean to take this thread off topic) im just curious.

No clue. Make a thread for it?

 

[DragonChi]

i think i might just do that.

 

[Unstoppable Wall]

If you ever come to Michigan, be prepared to see lots of people pointing to their hands if you ask where the city they're located in is. We really do that.

If you ever come to Michigan, be prepared to be told exactly why Detroit is called Hockey Town, and nothing you say will make it otherwise.

If you ever come to Michigan, the Detroit Lions don't exist. Bringing them up is usually a bad idea.

If you ever come to Michigan, try Vernors. Best ginger ale ever.

And finally, if you ever come to Michigan, be prepared to turn right twice to make a left turn while driving in busy areas. You'll almost never be able to just turn left from the get go.

Also

If you ever come to Michigan, for gods sake never start an argument involving college football, we have enough of those already thank you.

If you ever come to Michigan, pray it's not in the winter unless you like snow, generally lots of it.

If you ever come to Michigan and you don't like the weather, wait 5 minutes

That should just about sum it up.