What to do if you ever come to.....

[Skreeee]

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LOL, wow, that's hilarious. is that state THAT bad!?

Bad? Well it breeds a certain species I'll tell you that much but, I like it here

Agreed. There are several things that make me wonder about my home, but otherwise I quite like it.

And since I'm here again: If you ever come to Michigan, know that days off from school due to snow are more or less for the weak.

If you ever come to Michigan, the chance of seeing a gas station proudly displaying the fact that they sell ice-cream, bear claws, bait, and trout/other fish rises exponentially the further north you get.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Here I was thinking Florida was a cool place to vacation, guess not.

 

[Unstoppable Wall]

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LOL, wow, that's hilarious. is that state THAT bad!?

Bad? Well it breeds a certain species I'll tell you that much but, I like it here

Agreed. There are several things that make me wonder about my home, but otherwise I quite like it.

And since I'm here again: If you ever come to Michigan, know that days off from school due to snow are more or less for the weak.

If you ever come to Michigan, the chance of seeing a gas station proudly displaying the fact that they sell ice-cream, bear claws, bait, and trout/other fish rises exponentially the further north you get.

Forgot a few

If you ever come to Michigan the chances of being in a deer-related automobile accident increase on spot, and continue to rise as you travel north.

If you ever come to Michigan and go camping, you WILL meet the set of people that has been camping just a little too long and is just a little too nice, my advice is to politely decline their invitation back to their site for dinner later that night as to avoid any incidents occurring when you inadvertently insult them with a comment about your burger being slightly charred.

If you ever come to Michigan you will not die of thirst, I advise you to turn in a direction, any direction, and walk for a mile or so, you will find water, please don't die and add to the list of Darwin Awards.

 

[FoodMonger]

If you ever come to Massachusetts, don't say you came to see the leaves change colors in the fall, or to see the Yankees play the Red Sox. Most importantly,don't head into Lawrence at night.
...Unless you like the Yankees.

 

[raelin_jones]

If you ever come to Tokyo, buy a train card and get ready to possibly get molested on the train during rush hour.

If you ever come to Tokyo, beware of the people in Goth-loli outfits...they might not be girls.

If you ever come to Tokyo, BRING ALOT OF MONEY.

If you ever come to Tokyo, please, please, please don't pester the men in tattoos with interesting anime hair wearing suits with bodyguards. They're probably Yakuza.

If you ever come to Tokyo, don't be a stupid tourist and think that any woman in a traditional Japanese outfit is a Geisha. Seriously. It's stupid.

 

[Chiefmon]

And finally, if you ever come to Michigan, be prepared to turn right twice to make a left turn while driving in busy areas. You'll almost never be able to just turn left from the get go.

wait... 2 rights= u-turn

 

[Glover09]

If you ever come to Michigan, the Detroit Lions don't exist. Bringing them up is usually a bad idea.

Note taken, can't blame them.

If you come to Texas, for gods sake stay out of Dallas, Houston, Austin, and San Antonio; especially if you want to go anywhere or to avoid being shot.

If you come to Texas, you WILL see someone you know.
If you come to Texas, have up to date insurance.
If you come to Texas wanting drugs, appearantly just go down the road from my house.
If you come to Texas, expect no one to really give a damn.
If you come to Mineral Wells, Texas, your either lost or passing through.
If you come to Texas, have your shocks replaced at the border.
If you come to Texas, like it or not the weather changes after about 10 minutes.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

if you come to florida, stay in the cities, like the big ones. but don't stay long.

and unless you like the beach, don't come to sarasota. also, lots of tourists. and old people. [the stereotype is true]

 

[Aedrial]

If you ever come to Mornington, Stay the hell out of Tanti

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

If you ever come to Tokyo, buy a train card and get ready to possibly get molested on the train during rush hour.

If you ever come to Tokyo, beware of the people in Goth-loli outfits...they might not be girls.

If you ever come to Tokyo, BRING ALOT OF MONEY.

If you ever come to Tokyo, please, please, please don't pester the men in tattoos with interesting anime hair wearing suits with bodyguards. They're probably Yakuza.

If you ever come to Tokyo, don't be a stupid tourist and think that any woman in a traditional Japanese outfit is a Geisha. Seriously. It's stupid.

i totally want to come. :] but i promise not to do any of that stuff.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

If you come to Florida, don't.

Seriously.
Just fucking don't.

amen.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Here I was thinking Florida was a cool place to vacation, guess not.

disney world? beaches? also it's almost 100F here. so no, not really.

i guess clubs and whatnot are fun, like in the cities... uhhh, sorta.

 

[Gavmando]

If you ever come to Sydney, go to Circular Quay station so you can take some really good photos of the Harbour Bridge, Sydney Harbour, and the Opera House.

If you ever come to Australia, it will be hot.

If you ever come to Australia, be prepared for pretty much any animal you see to be able to kill you.

 

[fenrizz]

IF you ever come to Norway

* Go see (and eat) some reindeer.
* Eat whale meat (it really is good).
* Go for a cruise in a fjord.
* Eat some seal meat.
* Try our cultural prides, brown cheese and sourcream pourage.
* Go to a black metal concert.

 

[Darkrain11]

If you ever come to Cleveland be prepared to never know what the hell the weather will be like... ever.

 

[sublimedom777]

If you ever come to Pittsburgh, be prepared for sports greatness! (Go Pens!)

If you ever come to The 'Burgh, never think you can really predict the weather.

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If you ever come to Cleveland be prepared to never know what the hell the weather will be like... ever.

Dangit!!!)

If you ever come to The Steel City, bring your Nerf guns and I'll have a showdown with you.

Finally, If you ever come to Pittsburgh, be a "yinzer" for a day, and also make sure to catch as much of our rich history as you can.

 

[vacuumbrand]

If you come to Texas, make sure you look like a white Christian.

If you come to Texas and its summer, don't go outside for more than ten minutes. (NOTE:Since I am used to the climate after years of broken air conditioners, I sometimes walk around town in a trenchcoat to trick the tourists. If you see me, do not be decived, it is hotter than the Sun.)

Also, don't assume that everyone that lives in Texas owns a horse.

 

[Ghadente]

If you ever come to Maryland, don't mix up the two crabs MD is famous for.

If you ever come to Maryland, turn around and go back.

 

[j_poley]

If you ever go to Reading (uk) make damn sure its during the music festival and you are armed with drink and drugs, otherwise, leave.