If you ever come to Brisbane, just be glad you're not in Ipswich. (zing!)
If you ever come to Brisbane, dont touch, drink, swim in, go near, look at, or even think about the river water..... ever. Tho the city cats are cool.
If you ever come to Brisbane, dont expect 4WD drivers to indicate before turning into your lane and not bothering to look, and and assuming that you will move out of the way for them
If you ever come to Brisbane, dont wear blue unless you want to be beaten to a pulp. If you must, then atleast randomly shout at the top of your voice "QUEENSLANDER!!"
If you ever come to Brisbane, and can't find a car park dont worry about it, you can always use the ipswich motorway.
If you ever come to Inala, drive faster. Otherwise they will steal the tire's off your car whilst you're driving it.
If you ever come to Brisbane, the speed limit signs are wrong, they are actually 20km/h higher than they state
(P.S. no i dont live in Inala)
If you ever come to Brisbane, dont touch, drink, swim in, go near, look at, or even think about the river water..... ever. Tho the city cats are cool.
If you ever come to Brisbane, dont expect 4WD drivers to indicate before turning into your lane and not bothering to look, and and assuming that you will move out of the way for them
If you ever come to Brisbane, dont wear blue unless you want to be beaten to a pulp. If you must, then atleast randomly shout at the top of your voice "QUEENSLANDER!!"
If you ever come to Brisbane, and can't find a car park dont worry about it, you can always use the ipswich motorway.
If you ever come to Inala, drive faster. Otherwise they will steal the tire's off your car whilst you're driving it.
If you ever come to Brisbane, the speed limit signs are wrong, they are actually 20km/h higher than they state
(P.S. no i dont live in Inala)