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If you come to Idaho, make "You-Da-Hoe!" jokes. Really. We've never heard them before, and we think they're all original, clever jokes.
If you come to Idaho, drive in the snow at 5 miles per hour so we can point you all and claim, "Californian," while we drive at 45mph on a 30mph road in an unweighted, fifteen year-old Toyota truck, while maintaining perfect control.
If you come to Idaho, be perplexed at emerald green lawns in the middle of a semi-arid environment. We have the technology, the time, and the complete lack of anything better to do in the hot summer months than mow them, obsess over whose lawn is more pointless, and have the Home Owner's Association bug us about them.
If you come to Idaho, drive in the snow at 5 miles per hour so we can point you all and claim, "Californian," while we drive at 45mph on a 30mph road in an unweighted, fifteen year-old Toyota truck, while maintaining perfect control.
If you come to Idaho, be perplexed at emerald green lawns in the middle of a semi-arid environment. We have the technology, the time, and the complete lack of anything better to do in the hot summer months than mow them, obsess over whose lawn is more pointless, and have the Home Owner's Association bug us about them.
If you ever come to New York City:
-make sure you speak in a thick foreign accent, we'll understand you better that way.
-please read the subway signs instead of bothering all the tense, hostile people waiting for their train. I don't want one of them to snap and kill us all.
-don't eat the hotdogs. Really.
-wear a suit. Even students wear suits. It's awesome.
-make sure you speak in a thick foreign accent, we'll understand you better that way.
-please read the subway signs instead of bothering all the tense, hostile people waiting for their train. I don't want one of them to snap and kill us all.
-don't eat the hotdogs. Really.
-wear a suit. Even students wear suits. It's awesome.
florida has been lying to people like us for a very long time...MaxTheReaper said:
never thought it could be described so perfectly.MaxTheReaper said:
almost brings a tear to the eye, that one does.
If you come to Ontario:
-Don't ask how to build an Igloo! People will think your an idiot
-Go hiking there are alot of nice trails only a few hours north of Toronto
-Do not swim in Lake Ontario (you may come out with an unexpected mutation)
-Don't go near the Canadian geese they will attack you
-Don't go near alot of the animals! They look cuddly but will gladly kill you for shits and giggles, not joking.
-Don't expect much from the Transit systems unless your in Ottawa they tend to suck ass.
-Don't say "-eh" after everything you say it also makes you look like and idiot
-Don't ask how to build an Igloo! People will think your an idiot
-Go hiking there are alot of nice trails only a few hours north of Toronto
-Do not swim in Lake Ontario (you may come out with an unexpected mutation)
-Don't go near the Canadian geese they will attack you
-Don't go near alot of the animals! They look cuddly but will gladly kill you for shits and giggles, not joking.
-Don't expect much from the Transit systems unless your in Ottawa they tend to suck ass.
-Don't say "-eh" after everything you say it also makes you look like and idiot
I like bringing up the Chris Osgood patrick roy fight at center ice.....and how Roy technically kicked Osgood's ass, despite what the mural at the airport claims.Izzil said:
it's been using us all, lying and telling us it's a pretty, friendly state.MaxTheReaper said:
but it's not. no... it's a hellhole. :shakes head:
