If you ever come to Wisconsin, buy some cheese or beer to say you did. Eat some food, then go home. Uhh I wish I could live the adventures you guys do.
What to do if you ever come to.....
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WINNIPEG?! FUCK YEAH!ShadeOfRed said:
Haha I'm moving up to the peg from Brandon on Monday, got a job shooting the Bombers practices and games
If you ever come to South Carolina, wear cool clothing, like football (the padded American kind), expect confederate flags, prepare for evangelical christians and possibly racists, and be ready when your governor goes missing.
HAHA at this one, soo trueGavmando said:
IF you EVER come to Mexico, Cuautla(my town) or Cancun-
-eat some REAL TACOS (not that taco bell shit)*cuautla
-dont put any kind of sause in them (it will burn trough your tonge)*cuautla
-and you are 18, GET DRUNK AND IN A STRIP CLUB, possibly trown out of the bar/club you are, trow up in a side walk, and THEN you can eat tacos with REAL sauce (you will not taste) and if you are a woman, SHOW YOUR BOOBS... every other foreing girl is doing it haha*cuautla-cancun
-Don´t you ever get into a bar that haves the traditional doors (those like in old western movies) you will probably trow up at the smell... and the underage girls serving the older guys *cuautla- any town where turist dont go normally
-enjoy our many water parks (wich consist of several pools... and maybe a trampoline)*cuautla
-and you see a girl walking in the middle of the night at the central plaza... its a man *cuautla
-go to the Aurrera, around the corner go straight past the street lights towards ISSSTE... welcome to my home *cuautla
-SPEAK SPANISH... or no one will understand you... well, besides me, i am the ONLY person that speaks almost perfect english*cuautla
-try the "pancita" wich is the stomack of a cow in a stew, really great for those hang overs *cuautla
-dont be offended by the ignorance of some people... who probably will say you are a baby killer if you are from the U.S... they are probably drunk and stupid (happened to a friend called Nate who came as an exchange student)*cuautla
-and you are any foreigner excepting U.S people, British and Germans... ... ... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?, how did you find my tiny shitty town!?!? haha *cuautla
well, i have more but they dont apply to foreigners because if you are not from Mexico, it would never happen to you
If you ever come to Western Washington State:
abandon all Conservative ideas
buy an umbrella
meet up with all your old friend from California
act all suprised when you get 2 inches of snow
give every illegal immigrant you see a dollar
start building a sign that says "Abandon all hope ye who enter here"
abandon all Conservative ideas
buy an umbrella
meet up with all your old friend from California
act all suprised when you get 2 inches of snow
give every illegal immigrant you see a dollar
start building a sign that says "Abandon all hope ye who enter here"
I did these... twice!Gavmando said:
On topic:
If you ever come to Orange County, California, don't expect to find oranges. We ate them all and put up new houses and shopping centers. (I really miss the smell of orange groves)
If you ever come to Southern California, expect to be called "dude" a whole lot.
If you ever come to Southern California, expect to drive at least 80 mph on the freeways, as everyone really is trying to kill you (including me). That, and we have a record low number of highway patrolmen.
If you ever come to Southern California, don't bother going north of Irvine. There's nothing of interest up there anyway. What's this Los Angeles you speak of? You mean that giant landfill an hour north of here?
Edit: If you ever come to Southern California, learn Spanish or you will starve.
If you ever come to Arizona, get back on the plane and go home as quickly as possible.
If you ever come to Arizona, you should really reconsider your idea for a fun vacation destination.
If you ever come to Arizona, you should really reconsider your idea for a fun vacation destination.
If you ever come to Buffalo, New York, just leave please.
Don't bother deciding on what clothes to bring, the weather changes so fast all the forecasters don't even try anymore. However I can assure you that the weather sucks. Your car will be beat to shit by the "roads". People here drive Jeeps and trucks for a reason.
Stay in the tourist areas. I don't need you asking me what the best dog stand is. We're a little busy trying to make ends meet.
Don't ask about our governors. By now everybody is fed up with the constant shit that comes out of Albany.
Don't go into the cities, for your own safety.
Don't bother deciding on what clothes to bring, the weather changes so fast all the forecasters don't even try anymore. However I can assure you that the weather sucks. Your car will be beat to shit by the "roads". People here drive Jeeps and trucks for a reason.
Stay in the tourist areas. I don't need you asking me what the best dog stand is. We're a little busy trying to make ends meet.
Don't ask about our governors. By now everybody is fed up with the constant shit that comes out of Albany.
Don't go into the cities, for your own safety.
If you ever come to New South Wales, prepare to hate Queensland.
If you ever come to Queensland, prepare to hate New South Wales and cane toads.
If you come to Newcastle, prepare for the beach. And rain.
If you ever come to Warners Bay, prepare to die.
If you ever come to Hell, prepare to be bought a cold beer by me.
If you ever come to Queensland, prepare to hate New South Wales and cane toads.
If you come to Newcastle, prepare for the beach. And rain.
If you ever come to Warners Bay, prepare to die.
If you ever come to Hell, prepare to be bought a cold beer by me.
If you come to the Philippines, stay the fuck out of Mindanao, particularly Sulu. You'll thank me later.
If you come to the Philippines, expect to hear a lot on how Manny Pacquiao is TEH BESTEST BOXXERZ EVAR (which might not be too far from the truth, seeing as he earned $30000 per punch thrown in his fight against Hatton)!
If you come to the Philippines, stay away from the whores, they'll label you a Rapist, take you to court, find you guilty, take back every derogatory statement they made about you then send you back home for your troubles.
If you come to the Philippines, eat our famous Lechon, then go to the Gym afterwards.
If you come to the Philippines, be wary of buses. They're the kings of the roads here. Seriously, get used to entering buses in the middle of the road!
If you come to the Philippines, expect to hear a lot on how Manny Pacquiao is TEH BESTEST BOXXERZ EVAR (which might not be too far from the truth, seeing as he earned $30000 per punch thrown in his fight against Hatton)!
If you come to the Philippines, stay away from the whores, they'll label you a Rapist, take you to court, find you guilty, take back every derogatory statement they made about you then send you back home for your troubles.
If you come to the Philippines, eat our famous Lechon, then go to the Gym afterwards.
If you come to the Philippines, be wary of buses. They're the kings of the roads here. Seriously, get used to entering buses in the middle of the road!
