What to do with 1000 q-tips?

[matnatz]

I have 1000 q-tips sitting on my desk, got any good ideas as to what I could do with them?

 

[Armored Prayer]

Glue them together to make one big q-tip.

 

[spartan773]

clean 2000 ears.
or possibly clean 2 big giant elephant ears. ears.

 

[Curtmiester]

Make a fortress...OF DOOM AND HYGIENE!!

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Clean you ears

Damn Ninja'd

umm, give them to your friends as a gift?

 

[Daemascus]

Train 1000 gerbils to use them as balancing pole as they walk on a tight rope.

 

[Yokai]

Sneak a few dozen into peoples' back pockets until you run out. Keep them guessing.

 

[spartan773]

Clean you ears

Damn Ninja'd

umm, give them to your friends as a gift?

HAHAHA! XD Finally i stole someone's original post! >=D

 

[Deef]

Kill someone.

 

[rt052192]

It's a TRAP!

 

[TimeLord]

Train 1000 gerbils to use them as balancing pole as they walk on a tight rope.

I love your avatar
Jack O'Neil FTW

[sup]Also, your idea was ok too [/sup]

 

[Sacman]

build a house to protect the 3 blind mice from little red riding hood...

 

[ThePocketWeasel]

See how many you can fit in your ears, nose and mouth?

 

[AfroTree]

WTF is a q-tip?


judging by the responses

is it these?

Spoiler

 

[Singularly Datarific]

have a mini american gladiator tournament!

 

[Mariakitten]

Get some glue and make a q-tip hat!

 

[A random person]

Start an ear cleaning company, that's the most productive solution I can think of.

 

[SultanP]

If you have a flatmate or housemate, you obviously have to tape q-tips all over his walls. I intend to do that sometime to my flatmate, but with kick bars.

Spoiler: A Kick bar