What to do with 1000 q-tips?

[matnatz]

If you have a flatmate or housemate, you obviously have to tape q-tips all over his walls. I intend to do that sometime to my flatmate, but with kick bars.

Spoiler: A Kick bar

And if you have visitors, you can just just say, "Would you like a kick Bar?" And then you can just pull one off the wall for them.

 

[Threx]

Make a sculpture and post it on the escapist I'm sure some of us would appreciate it , I know I would

 

[internetzealot1]

1)Douse in gasoline
2)Set on fire
3)Throw at pedestrians

EDIT: Fuck me, Ninja'd by two posts.

 

[teutonicman]

Miniature structure?

 

[Calatar]

Create a truss bridge.
Fun times.

 

[Aptspire]

clean the ears of a giant

 

[saphirekosmos]

Fire. Nuff said.

 

[Sgtkillalot0]

Eat them.

grah you took mine...

um...

how about a nail gun, except with q-tips...

 

[Macgyvercas]

Burn them. Just for giggles.

 

[Amondren]

Make a ship of doom and fly across the galaxy bringing your evil ear hygiene wrath upon all those who do not accept you as a god

 

[busterkeatonrules]

They are YOUR Q-tips. They have been placed on YOUR desk. This is a challenge from the Universe to your mind. Asking others what to do with them will get you nowhere. Only YOU can make the right decision.

Look at the Q-tips. Focus on the Q-tips. Search the depths of your mind. Only then will you find the true answer.

Though if you ARE open for suggestions: Huge model of the Eiffel Tower! YEAH!

HUGE!

 

[matnatz]

Create a truss bridge.
Fun times.

Tempting...

 

[Metal Brother]

You have 1000 of them. Do EVERYTHING with them.

 

[Burst6]

Build a small wooden fortress in a heavily populated area and bring a lot of instant glue. Dip one end of the tips in glue, and throw them at random people. They will thank you for helping them clean their ears.

Alternately, build a small neighborhood out of q-tips (with people), then play god.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Make a q-tip whip.

And a q-tip knife with the spares.

 

[The Warden]

Q-Tip robot.
Obviously.

 

[TheTim]

dip each end in gasoline and line them up end to end and light them on fire.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Build an elaborate, Bond villain-esque trap to rid yourself of annoying co-workers.

 

[James Hueick]

Make a Q-Tip hat, or pyramid.