What to say to your nemesis before combat.
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In a Sean Connery accent?Maverick Siragusa said:
Mine:
"Look! A monkey!" *runs them through/shoots them w/e*
okay i kid,
"You know ? They ARE real."
At the facedown, it's always this:
"The world demands dramatic one liners, you go first!"
And then I shoot him. Works every time.
"The world demands dramatic one liners, you go first!"
And then I shoot him. Works every time.
"I appear to have soiled my shreddies..." and proceed to quake in fear.
or more likely something along the lines of "And so it has come to this, well-TAKING CONTROL OF THIS FORM" followed by various taunts such as "I WILL TEAR YOU APART", along with a smattering of Duke Nukem quotes.
or more likely something along the lines of "And so it has come to this, well-TAKING CONTROL OF THIS FORM" followed by various taunts such as "I WILL TEAR YOU APART", along with a smattering of Duke Nukem quotes.
Say "heeyaaaa" in a really kiddy/friendly voice then go into a blood frenzy the world hasn't seen the likes of in CENTURIES.
Oh the options...
"Blood for the Blood God!"
"This is the part where you fall down and BLEED TO DEATH!" (Lol Elder Scrolls)
"Well it's about damn time I got to do this" (Not a reference to something)
"I'm going send you to hell, and in so doing I will do to the middle man what I'm going to do to your eyes: cut them out!" (not a reference to something)
"Blood for the Blood God!"
"This is the part where you fall down and BLEED TO DEATH!" (Lol Elder Scrolls)
"Well it's about damn time I got to do this" (Not a reference to something)
"I'm going send you to hell, and in so doing I will do to the middle man what I'm going to do to your eyes: cut them out!" (not a reference to something)
I'd say: "12 gauge Shotgun... I CHOOSE YOU!"
Shotgun: "SHooooo-OOO TA GUUUUUUN!!!" *BAANG*
(then sing theme song to my self):
I wanna be the very best
like no one ever was.
to shoot them is my real test
to train with them is my cause.
I will travel across the land
shooting far and wide.
teach people to understand
the power that's inside.
FIREARMS! Gotta shoot'em all!
its you and me.
I know its my destiny!
FIREARMS!
Oh you're my best friend
in a world we must defend.
FIREARMS! Gotta shoot'em all!
a heart so true
our courage will put us through.
You shoot me and I'll shoot you
FII-EEER-ARMS!
Gotta shoot'em all!
Gotta shoot'em all!
FIREARMS!
Shotgun: "SHooooo-OOO TA GUUUUUUN!!!" *BAANG*
(then sing theme song to my self):
I wanna be the very best
like no one ever was.
to shoot them is my real test
to train with them is my cause.
I will travel across the land
shooting far and wide.
teach people to understand
the power that's inside.
FIREARMS! Gotta shoot'em all!
its you and me.
I know its my destiny!
FIREARMS!
Oh you're my best friend
in a world we must defend.
FIREARMS! Gotta shoot'em all!
a heart so true
our courage will put us through.
You shoot me and I'll shoot you
FII-EEER-ARMS!
Gotta shoot'em all!
Gotta shoot'em all!
FIREARMS!
can you taste the satire...
