What to say to your nemesis before combat.

[cikame]

You fight like a dairy farmer.

 

[REPLAY13]

"I've wanted to do this for a long time" *shoots kneecaps out*

 

[oktalist]

Spoiler: How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

 

[F-I-D-O]

Give him a keyboard and say: "Press X to not die." As he is looking for X, I kill him.
From FF4: "You spoony bastard!" He'd be so confused, easy kill.
"Look a distraction!" As he is looking for the cleverly non-existent distraction, I stab him.
"Oops, I seemed to have stabbed/shot (depending on what I did) you." I did this as he was doing his long nemesis dialogue.
I can't pick between these.

 

[Fuhjem]

It's just been revoked!

 

[Fuhjem]

Or, alternatively, If I trap him.

"Ha ha, like an otter, you are trapped!"

You kinda have to be there.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

"John Locke told me."
*gun-hit to the chest* (This one has some very unexplainable context behind it. Guess what it is for a reward.)

That, or...

"You've got one shot, buddy, so you better make it count! Come on. COME ON! What, are you waiting for your girlfriend? COME ON!"

 

[MrPanda_94]

"YOU'RE THE SON OF A SWINE. I HOPE ONEDAY THEY IDENTIFY YOUR BODY, BY THE TEETH MARKS ON MY PEN!S" adapted from a quote from Frankie Boyle. Genius

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

'whatever happens today this will be our final battle. HAVE AT THEE!'

 

[mexicola]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

60+ posts and nobody mentioned it already? Aaaaarrrrrgh *explodes*

Nice of you to not read them.

Nice of you not to read they either, someone already told me that one page ago.

 

[MadeinHell]

"Oh yeah? Well so does your mother!"

I'm not very good at this am I?

 

[Jark212]

[HEADING=2]It's Go Time!!![/HEADING]

Then take off my pants, because real men fight there enemies without pants...

 

[PurpleSky]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

60+ posts and nobody mentioned it already? Aaaaarrrrrgh *explodes*

Nice of you to not read them.

Nice of you not to read they either, someone already told me that one page ago.

My thread my rules.-not really but you know-

 

[Burningsok]

I'll make captain for this. >.>

 

[Marik2]

[HEADING=1] MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!! [/HEADING]

 

[RobThePrezodent]

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and-
*~20 minutes of shared gum-chewing with my nemesis later*
-I'm all out of bubblegum."

what would you do if he replied "don't worry, I've got a whole load here"?
you'd have to be like "well, erm...this is kinda awkward, I only actually came here to kick ass. Sorry about that."
EDIT: sorry i forgot to actually put what i would say... "sooo....are we gonna fight or some shit?" win XD

 

[Phyroxis]

"I suppose that is why we are wearing dresses"

 

[WaffleGod]

I'd say:

GL, HF

And after it's over

GG

What? I'm a gamer

 

[Fro Angel]

Alright Chum, Lets do this.
LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSS
and then run towards him