What tool from popular culture would you use on a bank heist ?

[Epicspoon]

Does the Kool-Aid Man count as a tool?

OH YEAH!

 

[scorn the biomage]

Does the Kool-Aid Man count as a tool?

Yes But he takes 60 percent

 

[scorn the biomage]

Um, maybe a gundam or evangelion?

to over powered

 

[scorn the biomage]

Note Please don't use mechs

 

[scorn the biomage]

How about a lightsaber? You can cut your way in, insta-kill anything that touches the blade, deflect shots fired at you, and it's easily concealable! The only major problem is mishandling the weapon.

Except that to deflect the shots you have to have Force Intuition and lightning reflexes beyond any reasonable martial arts grandmaster.

OT: Uhm... Popular culture? Or popular GAMING culture? Those terms don't necessarily go hand in hand... Like I don't expect average people to know what a Companion Cube is, but you ask "Who ya gonna call?" and they know... they know.

Pop culture: I'd just use a Kardashian as a distraction, and while the entire bank is somehow distracted and enamored with the useless twat I can walk out with the cash in hand.

Popular Game Culture: I'm gonna go ahead and go old school and pull out the Mega Man 2 Flash Man power. STOP TIME? YESSIR!!! Now if I could just figure out how to affect matter whilst time is immobile...

I really should have used the word fiction

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

How about a lightsaber? You can cut your way in, insta-kill anything that touches the blade, deflect shots fired at you, and it's easily concealable! The only major problem is mishandling the weapon.

Except that to deflect the shots you have to have Force Intuition and lightning reflexes beyond any reasonable martial arts grandmaster.

OT: Uhm... Popular culture? Or popular GAMING culture? Those terms don't necessarily go hand in hand... Like I don't expect average people to know what a Companion Cube is, but you ask "Who ya gonna call?" and they know... they know.

Pop culture: I'd just use a Kardashian as a distraction, and while the entire bank is somehow distracted and enamored with the useless twat I can walk out with the cash in hand.

Popular Game Culture: I'm gonna go ahead and go old school and pull out the Mega Man 2 Flash Man power. STOP TIME? YESSIR!!! Now if I could just figure out how to affect matter whilst time is immobile...

I really should have used the word fiction

My point still stands as I can't see any Kardasian as anything other than a fictional character. A really lifelike fake...

 

[Hero of Lime]

I'm thinking about the original 1960's episode, in the end he breaks the stop watch when he freezes time so the world is stuck frozen forever. So I assume it must've been the remake since I've only seen the older ones.

 

[scorn the biomage]

I'm glad no one thought of this yet, the stop watch from an episode of Twilight Zone, wait for the bankers to transport money to or from the vault, stop time, take what I want, get some good distance between me and the bank, start time back up again. Success! It also helps that the man used the stopwatch for that purpose anyway, Rod Serling ninja'd me over 50 years ago!

i remember that. didnt he end up having to freeze time as the nukes were dropping for ww3? or was that the later remake

Now your just being smug

 

[Dangit2019]

Sonic Screwdriver, since apparently, it can do whatever the plot demands.

This.

It can pick any lock and excuse any plot hole.

 

[Alfador_VII]

Why not some lethal K9's?



I own one of these dogs. Best breed in the world. Unfortunatly typecasted.

I see your killer K9, and I raise you. K9 playing Chess!

 

[Guy from the 80's]

Why not some lethal K9's?



I own one of these dogs. Best breed in the world. Unfortunatly typecasted.

I see your killer K9, and I raise you. K9 playing Chess!

Love it!

 

[IGetNoSlack]

The wirejack & crosslink from Gunpoint.

Then I get to have the guards do the hard work for me. I just have to waltz in and take the money.

 

[scorn the biomage]

The wirejack & crosslink from Gunpoint.

Then I get to have the guards do the hard work for me. I just have to waltz in and take the money.

man I just bought that game a couple of days ago

 

[Miss G.]

Keyblade. It unlocks anything, can hide itself in your 'heart' so a weapon search is useless and, since Birth by Sleep, has shown that it can double as a flying getaway vehicle.