What turns you on?

[Monkfish Acc.]

I am basically all the way into the clinically obese.

Show me a girl (or guy I'm not picky) with ankles that have ceased to exist and a chin that descends down to their stomach and I am pretty much like this wild sexual beast. Some day I will meet that perfect someone in the eight tonne mark and we'll spend every moment rogering until I pass out and die from dehydration.

I used to be married to one such person but she went on a diet. I had long expected it of her and had divorce papers at the ready.
She cried butter.

 

[moretimethansense]

Black hair and playing with said hair.

Spoiler: This is me playing with hair

Sexy librarian look is up there too.

It'd be simpler to say what doesn't turn me on but, ropes I guess?

safe words?

Always keep it safe, sane and consensual, while keeping it kinky as hell

 

[xdom125x]

Mary Elizabeth Winstead & Emma Watson top the list. Oh, and Morgan Webb.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Why this

Spoiler

Also blue hair and blond eyes. EDIT!!!! Blue eyes and blond hair! HA such a Blumiere!

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Flirtatiousness and a nice smile. Possibly both together, that works too.

[sub]Also sex[/sub]

 

[Calcium]

Edit: Decided to get rid of this post.

 

[crudus]

safe words?

Always keep it safe, sane and consensual, while keeping it kinky as hell

I more intended to add to the list of things that turn you off. I imagine since you said "rope", the need to establish a safe word would turn you off as well.

 

[moretimethansense]

safe words?

Always keep it safe, sane and consensual, while keeping it kinky as hell

I more intended to add to the list of things that turn you off. I imagine since you said "rope", the need to establish a safe word would turn you off as well.

Ah I see the problem here, I stated that it would be simpler to give a list of things that wouldn't turn me on, but then I half heatedly gave an example that did, sorry for not making it very clear.

Though to be honest safe words are a minor (though necessary) turn off, I'm into gags which using a safe word would disallow, If you really want a list of turn offs though.

Feces
Urine
Bad music
Good music (it distracts me XD)
Politics
Talk of children
Piercings
Smoking
Needles of any sort
Not being at least mostly human/humanoid
Screaming my best mate's name
Screaming my mother's name
Baby talk (who's a cute widdle...no)
Baby play (the fuck?)
Toe rings and the letter J

That's it, everything else is either a turn on or at worst wouldn't put me off.

 

[Ironrose]

Intelligent girls who like random/silly humor and are into gaming.

Why hello there.

*checks location*
"dammit!"

WHY ARE ALL THE GAMER GIRLS IN NEW ZEALAND AND NOT IN MAINLAND AUSTRALIA?

[not in New zealand}

 

[skywalkerlion]

..curvy chicks. With black hair..punk/scene chicks are nice.

[sub]suicide girls[/sub]

 

[Ironrose]

..curvy chicks. With black hair..punk/scene chicks are nice.

[sub]suicide girls[/sub]

Yes another one of these posts made so much better/worse by profile pic.

 

[DasUberCow]

Oh, I'm not at all offended. Perhaps it is unnatural, perhaps it isn't, but the same could be said of a lot of things to do with humans in this world as well. But I'm not going to get into a debate/speech/whatever about that >.>
As far as I am concerned, the world is getting overcrowded anyway, so it matters not if I were to reproduce, or that could be a bad thing. Not that I could, anyway, since I am as barren as the moon. Perhaps that has something to do with it.

I wouldn't say I am missing out on the physical aspect. Just because I lack the attractions/desires/urges/etc, doesn't mean I can't tango, so to speak. So I could be physically intimate with the person I love, and if he wants that, then he shall have that. I just have no interest in such things. So I can experience it, just not urge to do stuff like that. With anyone. Or anything, for that matter.
I do love my boyfriend, but it wouldn't matter if he were a girl instead, no sexual attraction, I just love him for who he is <3

What do you mean by barren as the moon?

Have you talked to your boyfriend about this? Is he the same? Why do you call him your boyfriend if you have no sexual feelings? Would you have sex with any of your very close friends if they wanted to? Hard to understand where that line would be, when there is no sexual urges for you.

I kind of admire your ability to love someone entirely for who they are, and not have sex as a very potent distraction in the relationship like it has been for me in all of my past ones. Not that that is a bad thing for me, but i have to try and see it from both sides and in a way, you could pity me for always having mere physical temptation as a large factor to not only the start but the continuation of my relationships.

One thing, when you say that you can still experience it... The biggest erogenous zone of a human is the brain. If you don't previously want it, how could you enjoy it to any extent? For me it occupies my brain a large portion of my mind, so when i do have sex, you could say it's a climax over a period of a week or two, and not just an hour.

Interesting discussion by the way. :3

 

[Cryptotom]

Stephen Fry. Simple.

 

[Death God]

On an girlfriend term: intelligence, fun loving, good sense of humor, love of adventure, "tomboyish" attitude.

On "other" terms: Lesbians. Not even going to lie. Lesbians are really hot to me.

I agree with everything you just said.

My girlfriend laughs, and isn't actually disgusted, when I make sexist, racist and homophobic remarks. Jesus, first time she ever came into my house I showed her the kitchen and said she'd spend most of her time in there, and then when I showed her where the bathroom is I said 'You won't need it, there's a bucket in the kitchen' and she still found that funny!

Girls like that are few and far between, so I will also say my girlfriend.

Exactly. No humor, no interest. Humor always makes things easier.

 

[Mr. Gency]

... the kind of person that is a challenge... I like rising to said challenge.

Literally, huh?

For me, at the moment, this: http://operative-nova-eagle.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2p766j

Don't piss him off. He'll know how to kill you.

 

[Pifflestick]

Being tied up, being diapered, crossdressing, furries, and my boyfriend. Theres probably more little things I can't remember but those five are the major ones.

 

[DefunctTheory]

suicide girls

I'd high five you.

But I don't know what you've been doing with your hands on this internet visit.

 

[keve4433]

Depends on my mood...>.> For right now we will say long hair, glasses, and intelligence. I also like when they are shorter than me, but I'm fairly tall so thats not a problem. A nice rack is always a bonus to, nothing like a good b or c cup.