The easiest way to attract me? Geek out on the same obscure things I do. That'll make up for just about anything else you could possibly imagine.
But if you don't have the Geekout Card, don't lose hope, ladies! There are a few other ways you can make me want to make an army of babies with you:
- Severe daddy issues. I might as well embrace this since I have a long and illustrious history of girlfriends (and my ex-wife!) whose need to be cared for, protected, and just generally treated like a 50s housewife...1850s...stretches the limits of 21st century belief. Though I do usually stop short of "daddy dom" BDSM. Usually. I could tell you some stories.
- Cute, not hot. If you look like a model or, gods forbid, have any plastic surgery, you're gonna turn me off faster than Tipper Gore turns off rock music. Soft features, natural breasts, and a generally cuddly body type (no, not "large farm animal" cuddly, but a little natural padding) do wonders. Probably subconsciously relates to previous item.
- Laid back, relaxed personality. If you're a Type A overachiever, we're probably going to butt heads and you're probably going to think I'm lazy because I tend to view the world as not worth getting worked up over. Not to say I'm not goal-oriented sometimes but if you're the type to "plan your life" you're going to drive me away.