What was your most hilarious death?

[lewees]

Well ive been killed by a flash bang in css!
My friend threw it over a wall and it landed on my head

And my favourite kill ever was on cod4 i had shot a guy a few times on hardcore so i knew he was almost dead so i chuck a stun grenade around the corner and it goes off, which killed him!
So i got a kill with a stun grenade without direct impact.

Oh i have been killed on cod4 by triggering my own claymor and blowing myself up. Must have been serious lag because there was no-one but team mates for miles

 

[Vromnir]

This didnt happen to me, but i was there when it happened.

Me and my friend were playing halo 3 on legendary and we're pinned down inside a small building by a wraith. He decides to run out to try and kill the wraith. He takes 2 steps out the door when a hornet drops out of the sky and kills him. I start laughing like a madman; the game must have heard me, becouse the wraith immediatly blew me up through a hole in the celing.

Another time, we were playing the first level of halo 3(still on legendary)and i tell him to move out from behind the rock we were hiding behind to check for snipers. He walks out and stands there for a full minute, then runs to kill the brutes who were in our way. I take off, and 3 seconds later i get sniped by a jackel who apparently hated me.

 

[TheDean]

what is this "death" of which you speak?

 

[Bronzebow]

A couple years ago, I gave Halo my first play. Sort of shooting around on the first level while my friend watched. Not very good at shooters, my frustration grew higher and higher as the heat seeking needlers of the little imp monsters kept getting me. There wasn't a whole heckuva lot I could do.

After dying for the umpteenth time, once again, I turned to my friend, frustrated, and proclaimed angrily (and without thinking), "I got purple things up my butt again!"

Still haven't lived it down...

 

[Senor Smoke21]

On CoD4, i killed a guy and he had martyrdom so i ran to jump through a window but the grenade went off, firing my body through the window and it just looked hilarious.

 

[Shadowtek]

IN HL2DM I was using the .357 and standing near health packs when I was hit by a crossbow bolt. The bolt would have killed me had i not been standing near the health. However, a proxy mine was setup right beside the health. The bolt hit me and threw me backwards into the mine and killed me... what the real humiliation was is that for some reason it says that the kill was a suicide, but it was the other guys mine.

 

[ZonerZ]

I'm going to have to go a few years back with this one, way back to a time when both me and every one of my friends ate, drank, and emulated Gun. I was taking down a bandit and the heat was on. Despite the fact that I was too distracted by my idiot friends to get a headshot and I was using a friend's gunless and account (all i had to work with was a bloody pistol) i was feeling a little cocky. So I stood still in crouch position taking potshots. He was mounted on a horse, gun blazing and aiming as if his goal was to puncture my hat, and i fired a couple shots that ALL MISSED. By the time I got to this guy, endless streams of lawmen wore my health to a fragment. The distance between me and the bandit was closing in fast. Then, last minute, i fired one, two, three shots. miss, miss, headshot. I had taken him down- just in time to have his horse trample me.

 

[Rossmallo]

Grrr...One horrendous one in Call of Duty 4, on Hardcore Team Deathmatch. There was me, a teammate, and a single enemy left. However, said enemy had been owning us all, and was having a celebratory teabagging session on one of my fallen freinds. Pissed, I advanced on this idiot, to try and ventilate him with my knife.

However, i didnt know my (live) teammate was a Sniper, with a lock on the enemy. He shot one fraction of a second too late, just as the enemy crouched in his victory dance.
Unfortunately, my head was RIGHT behind where the enemy's head was. I have never heard someone apologise that profusely for a freindly-fire.

 

[The Shade]

Assassin's Creed: Climbed to the very top of the crucifix on the top of the tallest church in Acre, looked around for awhile, and then took a leap of faith. Only my faith was mis-placed.

Assassin's Creed: Grabbed a beggar and threw them into some scaffolding (by accident), which tumbled down on top of both of us. I survived the scaffolding, but not the Templar and six-hundred guards that didn't take kindly to me knocking down their lovely scaffolding.

Halo 3: Stuck myself with my own plasma grenade more times than I'd like to admit.

Halo 3: Playing on Standoff, wasn't paying attention to where I was driving because an enemy had jumped into my Warthog's passenger seat. Ended up driving all three of us over the cliff.

Halo 3: Trying to sneakily shoot my rocket launcher at someone around the corner, but ended up shooting the wall right in front of me, thus blowing my and my comrades into many gooey pieces.

Half-Life 2: Threw a grenade but it got caught on the wall in front of me. GravGun'd it up and tried to throw it again, but did the same thing. Tried to just run but I was too late. Left the Combine thinking, "Jeez...why is everyone afraid of this tool?"

 

[Grahwo]

My most hillarious death was the time we was playing a finale in a CS 1,6 Compo.
De_Dust 2 we was at the B bomb site, bomb was planted, it was the round that would decide if we lost or won, and One terrorist alive. us five CTs up and going, wounded from the fight.

The terrorist was hideing inisde the tunnel and i was to throw an HE granade. Whoops! Hit the wall, bounce back! Booom! I TeamKilled the whole team and myself. We lost and got second spot.
I loled so hard.. so long.. and got almost beaten up by my team *smiles*

Hurray for 4 team mates dead, kicked for Team killing and suicide by HE granade!

 

[Iceman23]

It wasn't so much my death, but the death of one of my squad mates in Full Spectrum Warrior back on the old Xbox.

I was bored one day and had just reached a save point, so I decided to be the stupid 12 year old that I was and throw a grenade at the feet of my Bravo Squad. It detonated killing the entire squad, but luck behold the death camera decided to follow the Squad's leader (Sgt. Fuzz I think it was) who had flown about 30 ft into the air, spinning the entire way, smacked his head on the top of a building and then land on the ground with a very painful looking face-plant.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.

 

[Manders]

It was during Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus, I can't remember if I actually died or not but the situation itself had my friend and I rofl-ing all over the place. It was during on the missions, I think right before you fight Azul in his beast form and you get to the intersection in the building and just when you enter it, a bunch of soldiers come out. Well, when you are near metal barrels, if you shoot them they explode.

One of the soldiers went "FIRE!" so the other guys would shoot me and when I aimed my gun at him to shoot, my gun wasn't far enough over the barrel and I was also too close.

"FIRE!"

"*Vincent fires his gun and goes splodey*"

XD

 

[WILLTHEALMIGHTY]

FEAR is an interesting game. It's absolutly awesome at times, but atrocious whenever nothing's happening.

I lost myself in the endless stream of identical hallways and got so bored I decided to test the physics engine and blew up a fire extinguisher. Right next to me.

/facepalm

 

[The_Prophet]

in CoD4 multiplayer i throwed a grenade. It was supposed to go thru a small window and kill enemies but instead it hit a part of the wall went back into my head, killled me and half of my team (that was behind me). We seriously laughed for like 20 minutes

 

[The_Prophet]

In Hellgate: London (shhhhhhhhhhhh), I got ran over by the quest train while talking to the NPC's transmission that didn't let me move.

Assassin's Creed: I slipped from the highest point of the cathedral at Acre... >_>

Halo 2: When you place a tank on a shield battery and you let the battery recharche, sometimes your tank will blow up so far youll come flying out of the map

happened to me too

 

[Dictaternutz]

I have to, both in Halo 3, both in Sandtrap, both caused by the same friend.

1. We were playing a ninjanaught match with a few other ppl, my friend was the ninja. I hop on a mongoose and just start driving around, next thing I know a rocket comes flying out and hits me square in the face. I must've watched that videp a dozen times. We kaughed endlessly

2.In a Santrap custom that my friend had named "funland" featured a teleporter that brought you to the top of one of the big pillar things, i was hopping in a wrairth when it gets nailed by a spartan laser, so I jump out and run for a nearby mongoose (no I haven't Learned) and I get nailed by that laser. I watch the video from his view. he was on the complete opposite end of the map on top of the pillar and I was a little black speck that didn't even register on his crosshair. Not nso much laughing as stunned amazement.

/end text wall

 

[conceptual]

CoD 4: suicide with a stun grenade.

I was also once killed by my own helicopter.

Can't decide which is better

 

[Unknower]

In the original Rainbow Six, I was with two other guys. The plan to raid a room was to have the guy with the shotgun breach the door and then me tossing in a frag grenade, and blitzing in once it went off. Unfortunately, I stupidly threw the grenade at the door when it was still closed and it bounced back onto our feet, guy with the shotgun panics and accidentally shoots me at point blank range, and my grenade blew up the two remaining guys in my squad.

*Door opens*

"Did someone just kno- what the hell happened here?"