What was your worst sore loser encounter?

[Haunted Serenity]

This is the most recent.

I get into a warthog which i enjoy driving and do to which i believe is a decent amount of control. so in hops a gunner and shotgun seat. As i start to pull away a teamate shoots me because he wants to drive i assume. well i'm waiting in the open for him to catch upand i see a tank. In the interest of my team and people in the hog i reverse back around the base. (Valhalla Heavy). The person who has desired this particullar warthog bashes me out before i can get around the base. the tank pauses and watches the unfolding scene. The entire red team (7) begin to spawn inside the base as the guy who wanted the hog runs me over. He yells into his mike that i threatened to beat him up in real life and how i tried to team kill. Well he is playing with his friends so for the rest of the game i am team killed constantly. They keep telling me to quit. thats not something i do so i finally doge most of them and jump into the unmanned hog and drive away. The entire blue team is sitting on the ridge waiting for them to attack...blue hasn't fired a single shot. They see a red guy racing away from the red base in a unmanned hog with the entire red team chasing. A single red got splattered by me. I got booted. 5 minutes later i am being told that my live has been removed due to harrasment of teamates and teamkilling...As of now i have x-box live because the tank driver was a bungie employee who contact x-box live about this amazing amounts of poor sportsmanship. the red guy who didn't get his warthog and his team lost the match -65 to 100.

 

[scnj]

I was on XBL, and some guy beat me, but it was cool. I just told him how much I fuck his mother. He didn't have a comeback to that, what a noob.

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Also i refuse to play with my 2 best friends unless they promise never to leave game because soon as one team out numbers us they leave. so that leaves me alone against 4 others. it sucks but at least i stay in it!

 

[Spacelord]

Back in high school I played Starcraft against a bunch of dudes after school in the library (we hax0red the computers there, and the school figured we couldn't be stopped anyway, so why try?), and on a 2v1 I beat both players within 20 minutes.

One of the two kids almost cried (I shit thee not, he had tears welling up), and complained that he 'wasn't used to playing at this pace'. My advice was to be faster.

In their defense, they really did suck ass at the game.

 

[awesomeemosewa]

well today i was playing brawl with some kidds (shut up i was bored) and you might think it ended with the kidds yelling but no it ended with me coming second place for all of the games, so what do i do? well i punch one kidd on the arm headlocks the other one and steals some ice-cream from the fridge. in conclusion i am awesome.

 

[fanklok]

I play Starcraft Brood War. Enough said.

ahh how many times have been called a hacker by noobs? i remember about 7 times

my favorite was when i was in a 3v3 on a fastest and i built up a dozen zlots in about 4 minutes and rushed one of them, one left and they called me a hacker because it's impossible to get that many zlots that fast (needless to say we won)

 

[Gauntes]

list of Starcraft excuses I heard this week
1) you're using maphack
no, but it was pretty obvious when you retreated your drone back to your main base
2) If my mouse worked, you'd be dead
I still use ball mouse if that makes you feel better
3) Terrans are overpowered
I was protoss you dense son of a...
4) Protoss are overpowered (same person)
.....
5) I lost on purpose
thanks


there are lot more but these are the ones that were most memorable

 

[Shadowfaze]

I was playing soulcalibur III with my brother a few years ago. i kept beating him, then he suddenly punched my televison so hard it swotched off the screen. now i dont play two player versus with him.

 

[ShankHA32]

I play Starcraft Brood War. Enough said.

ahh how many times have been called a hacker by noobs? i remember about 7 times

my favorite was when i was in a 3v3 on a fastest and i built up a dozen zlots in about 4 minutes and rushed one of them, one left and they called me a hacker because it's impossible to get that many zlots that fast (needless to say we won)

I dont really play fastest but i hear its good for kicks but not for much else. I do it on west with a friend where we 2v4 and 2v5, because im a melee player and the average fastest player is shit.

 

[fanklok]

am i allowed to bring tabletop games into this?

EDIT: i'm taking your silence as a yes.

i was playing magic: the gathering in a tournament a while back, and kept casting spells to recude the cards in the guys deck (called milling) he eventually drew himself out of cards, losing him the game. he proceeded to call me a coward for not attacking.

next round, i took control of one of his creatures and killed him with it. he then said the only reason i won was because i took his creature.

these were the only games i won that day, but they were worth the losses incurred beforehand

both techiniques are valid ways of winning a game. i even built a deck around the first strategy, in the hopes i'll play him again one day

how many times did you hit him with mind funeral? and you got the creature with telemin performance didn't you?

 

[ThePizzaGuy556]

XBL...every FPS on there is filled with 10 year olds who have apprently slept with my mother...had a feeling she was cheating on my dad didnt know it was with retards...

 

[Archer147]

am i allowed to bring tabletop games into this?

EDIT: i'm taking your silence as a yes.

i was playing magic: the gathering in a tournament a while back, and kept casting spells to recude the cards in the guys deck (called milling) he eventually drew himself out of cards, losing him the game. he proceeded to call me a coward for not attacking.

next round, i took control of one of his creatures and killed him with it. he then said the only reason i won was because i took his creature.

these were the only games i won that day, but they were worth the losses incurred beforehand

both techiniques are valid ways of winning a game. i even built a deck around the first strategy, in the hopes i'll play him again one day

how many times did you hit him with mind funeral? and you got the creature with telemin performance didn't you?

it was an m10 draft- hit him once with traumatise, couple of times with tome scour, took his creature with mind control. the mill deck i have now's based on mind funeral and haunting echoes, no traumatise, using fonts, howling mine and jace to support.

good to see another mtg player on here too

 

[oppp7]

There's too many of these occurances to count. I say stuff like GL HF and GG, and people yell slanders at me and ragequit.

 

[pha kin su pah]

MW2,TDM, playing against some guy, he was complaining about me using a riot shield, and even more so when i put him on game winning cam of my owning him with a riot shield, after a ***** session in the lobby calling me a noob that can't use a gun, so first blood next match was me headshotting him, he raged after that.

 

[Fizzlewinks]

Playing Hardcore Team Deathmatch in MW2 on Highrise. I always start this map by snipping through the front windows into the next building, usually gets two or three kills. After the other team stops going by that way, I switch classes and go on the offensive. On this particular occasion, they didn't stop coming. Within two minutes of the match I had a twelve kill streak and no deaths. My own team (I was playing by myself, the rest of my team was in a clan) began to team kill me for camping. Each of them had died a minimum of 7 times at that point and each had less than 5 kills. Sorry for holding the team up guys.

 

[Owlslayer]

Even trough everyone says that they all have seen the internet-trolls a lot in online games, i haven't. That much, that is. Basically only once. But it was ...fun.

I was playing L4D , the Death Toll campaign, in versus mode. I was fun, i did good. Tough he didn't have a mic, one guy started to get angry in the other team. First, he accused one of my teammates of cheating, and then aimed all his trolling power at me. At first it was weird, he was spamming a lot, and being a dick. Then, at the final, i had enough and decided to show him who the boss was, aka: started to firstly attack him. And yes, The Flame in him grew larger and larger. Then he snapped when he was on the infected. I saw him hiding behind a few posts ( yes, he was a hunter, behind a post -_-). I had the autoshotgun, and dead he was. He didn't even try to run, just stood there blankly. He started screaming (well, using caps, that is) that i was wall-hacking and auto-aiming etc. The admin came, asked if anyone else tough so, and since no-one said something, i stayed in. The teams switched, and i had enough of his accusing, so i decided to direct EVERY single attack to him. And luckily, i was the tank. I only attacked him, and got him down & dead, then died myself. The anger which i created was amusing... he stared spamming and even talking about my mother ( no big surprise).Then he told that the admin was a retard and the server sucked, and rage-quit.


I was amused...so amused. Does this make me a bad person ? . I doubt.
The trollerspammer fled and it was a happy day.


The end.

 

[Aptspire]

apart from ragequitting, not much instances...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

God, nearly everyone on Halo 3/CoD4/MW2.

People just can't accept that their death is their own fault.

But the worst was this guy who used to believe that EVERYONE was a hacker.

 

[Fizzlewinks]

Thought of another one, usually this is the first one I think of but instance I previously posted was fresh in my head. MW2, once more. In someway or another, be it an accidental team kill or "stealing" someone's kill, I managed to piss someone on my team off. He then proceeded to verbally abuse me. Nothing special, just calling me a fag and that he fucked my mom and stuff. I've found the best way to deal with these people is too just agree with everything they say, it pisses them off even more. "Yup, I'm definitely a fag. Yeah, I heard you fucking my mom last night, good job man." He got so pissed that he actually CALLED Microsoft while we were in the match and held the phone up to the mic while he spoke. He then told the representative that I was offering to show people child pornography in an attempt to get me banned. ...Yeah. After that, I sent him a friend request and a message that held only a single smiley face every day for a month. Never heard from him again. I wish I could say this only happened once. Twice though, it alos happened once in COD4 (Accidentally TKed and he called saying I threatened to molest his children). People really think they will believe this and just shut down an account over it? People make me laugh.

 

[XMark]

I was playing UFC Undisputed online, in ranked mode, before they patched it. Soooo many times I'd be just about to finish someone and they'd quit so they don't get a loss on their record (and I don't get a win).

Good thing they patched in later, and made the fix retroactive so all the rage-quitters were blatantly obvious from their "did not finish" counts on their record.