What weapon do you choose during a robot uprising....

[VinnyKings]

The Pulse Grenades and Pulse Mines from Fallout 3. If that failed I'd try distracting them by throwing a bottle of Old Fortran, then I'd run like hell.

This guy. Because he has pulse grenades. Failing that I'll go grab an assault rifle and try and fuck up as many of those robotic pricks as I can.
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[Shoggoth2588]

I'd just hole up in a bunker of some sort in the middle of a desert. Knowing human-created robots, they'll either overheat and/or they'll get clogged up with sand and simply drop dead.

...

Option number two would be the, kissing my ass goodbye method because I have no idea how to effectively fight off an army of robots

 

[JWAN]

a magnet

Magnet and an air cannon

 

[IxionIndustries]

A Zombie outbreak.

 

[Gruthar]

Windows ME

That, sir, would make you the first person to commit a war crime against a robot. I hope you would be prepared to live with the consequences.

 

[Raptorace18]

I'd go with a super soker loaded with salt water to fry their circuits and rust their bodies (assuming their metal) and a taser as a side arm.

 

[SpireOfFire]

nuclear knuckles and god-mode.

 

[carter91]

BFG..

 

[Jedamethis]

A laptop just upload a couple of viruses and then we are good.
all robots down i win.

How the hell are you going to access the robot mainframe and upload a virus without them noticing and killing you on the spot?

Bluetooth.
Next?

And the robots are going to let an unknown source upload something to their precious mainframe?

Yes its their fault for having Find Me on all the time, it urinates all over battery life so of course the robots are going to be sloppy and not notice my sneakiness

There we go. Good plan!

 

[ghostinthenight]

I'd install "I Want To Be The Guy" Into all their harddrives, let those fuckers try to beat that damn game! they'll kill themselves first . . . just as I did. . .

 

[UltraParanoia]

I would like to change my answer to the armored Caterpillar D9 used by the Israelis.

Spoiler: awesome

Failing the D9, the Bagger 288, which noms on errant Cats.

Spoiler: It just screams mobile doom fortress

 

[Exocet]

One of Asimov's books naming the Three Laws of robotics.
I'd show them,flip'em off and order them to make me a sandwich.

 

[CD repo man]

a magnet

You bastard, beat me to it. Well played, sir...well played.

 

[Bebosis]

A lightsaber or a gun that fires lightning and shurikens!

Both would be very effective.

 

[londelen]

I would use my brain as my weapon, to make them disappear in a puff of logic.

A laptop just upload a couple of viruses and then we are good.
all robots down i win.

How the hell are you going to access the robot mainframe and upload a virus without them noticing and killing you on the spot?

High Sneak skill.

 

[skullpile]

a taser or an emp some thing like that, you know anything a smart person would use

 

[Knight Templar]

I don't suppose this is a weapon per se, but the ablity to conduct, generate and control electrical energy.

Hell I want that anyway.

 

[Dwarfman]

Windows ME

Awwww Yeah!! The bane of all things computerized!

Well everyone has stated the obvious ie EMP, Magnets, Computer Viruses...

How 'bout a flame thrower? Can't go wrong with a flame thrower!