What weapon do you choose during a robot uprising....

[SomethingUnrelated]

Some sort of magnetic or electric weapon. It'll screw 'em up reeeal gooood.

 

[Kolosus]

An EMP emitting device / gun! Frying their internal circuits!

Or, perhaps just a Windows crash course. Never fails!

 

[Triangulon]

I imagine DRM could be quite effective.

You must install Games for Windows Live in order to play Robot Uprising
You must create a gamer profile
GFWL must needs to install an update
GFWL is currently unavailable

Win

Yeah but then people would just pirate it.

Damn, you're right. The robots would be even more powerful then as they'd have full use of mods and dedicated servers

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Windows ME

Surprised you didn't say Vista.

OT:

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Best penis extension gun evar.

 

[Rapture00]

I'd have to take a chance and go with the BFG 9000 from Doom

 

[Bouncing Ferret FIlm]

Denis the menice's Slingshot and WIllows turn shit to stone acorns. booooyyyyyaaaaaa.

 

[stigotte]

i dunno, maybe a sword that can cut through anything. at least then i can make sure it stays down when i kill it, and its easier to carry then to have 349068743096874 bags of emp grenades.

 

[Biosophilogical]

An army of robots... that is my weapon. I figure I'd paraphrase the old saying of 'fighting fire with fire'.

Really???
I'd fight them with a super-powered radio-jammer in the hopes that it would throw off their electrical equipment .... oh and I could order pizza-made-of-chocolate even if the shop is on mars.

 

[mindclockwork]

i'd take nuke. blow it up in high athmospere and it's end of the uprising.


it IS emp weapon. would need few hundred 1MT tactical nukles to clear earth fully of anything electrical.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Vista.

 

[Wintermoot]

a crowbar to go Gordon Freeman on their asses (?)

 

[TransMando]

Well in a Zombie uprising I would use a knife (because you don't need to reload a knife)

But in a Robot uprising? Probably a magnet, I think we have all mucked up something electronic with a magnet before.

 

[ottenni]

Windows Vista.

*eliminate mankind*
Are you sure? -approve -deny
*oh fuck this*

 

[bitemarx]

A time machine. So I could go back in time, knock up some chick, and then convince her that our child will save the future.

Oh wait...

 

[JokerCrowe]

a Tesla Cannon and EMP/Pulse granades. yes I've been playing a lot of Fallout 3)

 

[001648]

Vista.

i was going to use this....
if the robots running mac.... well were screwed, then again they wont be compatible with any of there weapons.
well if in doubt send in chuck norris