What weapons are you proficient with?

[InnerRebellion]

I am very skilled with a cutlass, and kunai.

 

[Miumaru]

Only weapon I ever legitimatly used was a shortbow. I know what I am doing, so I could hit a human sized target that is not too far nor too close. But so far I just have harmed bails of hay with one.

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

fire axe

 

[diego_2112]

Ok, since this is the internet, I feel the need to beef myself up and make my e-peen feel that much larger, so we'll start by saying:

"I KAN FLI TEH B2 SPIRIT N DRP NUKE ON TEH NOOBS"

or maybe

"MAI 1337 SKILLZ WIT BARRET LITE .50 WIL PWN U!"

or my PERSONAL favorite:

"I'm the POTUS's right hand man, and he lets me play with the football. Does that count as a weapon?"

Ahhhh... Lying to make myself look good to my peers (by the way, to any women reading this, I'm 6'3", 180lbs, ripped as hell, and drive a Mazaratti, I also make more than 500k a year, since I run a large internet company, and live in the Bahamas.)

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Ok, now that the internet lying is out of my system, on to reality!

My Marlin 336W .30-30 Lever Action. I'm pretty damn accurate with it.

My Brother's Chi-Com SKS Paratrooper 7.62x39, it's just a solid gun.

My Vocalist's Taurus PT100 .40S&W. Not the MOST accurate handgun out there, but I can hit what I need to when I need to.

Knives of various shapes/sizes/functions. My FAVORITE is my 3" blade bootknife. Light, easy to use, and SHARP. I've also got a Pilot's Knife (like what our USAF pilots are issued-I'm sure that the 19 year old Chopper pilot knows what I'm talking about *snickersnicker*) that I keep by my bed.

I wont say I'm an EXPERT swordsman, but I can keep myself from getting killed against your average everyday houserobber.

I'm also pretty good at fisticuffs, just because I've had some NASTY experiences in my life.

My best weapon though, is my mind, and my mouth. If I can TALK my way out of a fight, I will.

 

[kannibus]

Projectile vomit and flaming farts.

 

[Eisenfaust]

an eggwhisk!

 

[MrNickster]

Katana (Haidong Gumdo, Kendo), unarmed (Taekwondo, Judo). Australia's gun laws gennerally don't allow much firearm experience to most citizens, me included.

 

[mrF00bar]

I have never fired a gun, so I guess that means all I have are my fist/knuckle duster and a baseball bat.

 

[Sark]

Kendo sword/Katana. I did kendo for a couple years.

My hands.

I have used guns about twice, so I can't claim proficiency in any of them.

 

[FoOd77]

I am proficient with every weapon known to man, and even ones that aren't! Thats right, I'm pro with my GkHagatfraggleflizzbognot-0285751 Rapid Fire Laser-Phazer-Raygun-Gun-Blaster-Rifle.

Seriously though, I'm not "proficient" with any weapon, I haven't had the need for one... Yet. I honestly can't help but feel some of the people posting here are... Exagerrating. Sort of embellishing their actual skill.

This many people cannot possibly all be James Bond, masters with whatever happens to be in their hand at the moment, because if that were the case, the world would be a much, much cooler place.



Also, I don't consider waving what very well could be a fake sword around your bedroom adequate training for a real fight. Thats just me, though.

 

[LandoCristo]

Nothing. Being the complete wimp that I am, I could not win a fight with anybody.

Except for knives. My friends and I used to fight with PVC pipe wrapped in foam, and when it was regular swords or spears, I would lose, but I could hold my own in a knife fight.

And science. I can fight with science.

 

[FoOd77]

In this thread: The Annual Internet Tough Guy's convention begins with a parade of semi-relevant badass posturing and bragging. Weapons, usually heard about from video games or 'friends' with actual experience, are shared, while the slightly more subtle members of the herd make terrible jokes to attract loathsome females.

Tomorrow, a gathering of "Elite Tactical Delta Force Spetsnaz' veterans.

Hey, are you suggesting that the Elite Tactical Delta Force Spetsnaz, or "ETDFS", as we on the inside tend to call it, is not real? I'll have you know that I've served with the ETDFS for thirty years of my life, I'm also the leader, and have personally killed three million people. WITH EVERY WEAPON EVER.

Also, I can bench a school bus filled with obese children. So yeah, I'm single, ladies. Wink wink.



PS, I also punched out a great white shark, while yachting in the carribean with a bunch of supermodels. Of course I'm telling the truth!

 

[Vern]

Most firearms, particularly bolt action and semi automatic rifles, as well as shotguns. Handguns I'm not as used to, the target practice I do generally assumes that in a bad situation I wouldn't be close enough to use a handgun in. Plus rifles and shotguns are more fun to practice with, and if anyone tells you a shotgun can't be accurate, you can take out a clay pigeon 50 yards away with full choke and buckshot. I'm also decent with throwing knives, that's something that I practice for fun, if I was ever in a situation where I had to use a throwing knife to defend myself then I would be in real trouble.

 

[Hateren47]

I've been trained to use and maintain:

Hechler & Koch G3 (danish M/75]

Diemaco C7A1 (danish M/95)

and the favorite

Browning M2 (danish TMG M/50)​

Weapon of choice?

Spoiler: Since I'm not with the military any more.

 

[Starke]

Longsword, Axe (any), Sledgehammer, Staff, Knives, hand to hand.

dude, sorry to be a jerk but, bullcrap (staff, really?) an anyon that can lift it is proficient with a sledgehammer

Yeah, staff. It comes with the martial arts bit, and honestly I'm better with that than I am with a knife.

As for the sledgehammer, yeah, anyone can swing it around like a retard, get it taken away from them and take a blow in the stomach. The difference is, I actually know how to use one in a fight. Which is, oddly somewhat different from just using one.

 

[individual11]

Wacom Tablet.

Don't ask.

 

[Wadders]

Hm fair enough, but it still seems kinda breif to me. In our (U.K.) Army Air Corps, to fly an Apache gunship you'll almost certainly need to be an officer (11 month - 47 weeks approx training) then undergo 59 weeks of army aircraft training, then finally you're trained in whatever aircraft, in this case an Apache, for a further 26 weeks, amounting to about weeks 132 in total. Which is over 2 years, so even if you joined at 17, in the British army you'd only just have been able to fly an Apache, hence my scepticism when you claimed to be able to fly 2 aircraft.

All of those figures can be found on the MoD website.

But still, I'm guessing the USAF or whatever have shorter training?

Nah, USAF has a long training. In fact I'm about to apply for the Academy to go in as a pilot. The guy's talking out of his arse, he's not trained. A poster earlier pointed out all the flaws, starting with how he has different branch training and is apparently an Enlisted Pilot (Hah, best joke ever).

I'd need about four years practice at the Academy plus a military flight school even after that to be a fighter pilot. Same would pretty much go for him.

As for the thread, I shoot a mean water gun. What? I'm a flyboy, not a ground pounder.

Haha, I see. I love it when people like those get called out. The fact that he'd have to have been in the USN/ USMC to be able to fly a FA-18, and then in the US Army to fly an Apache, in the space of 2 years is very hard to believe

Good luck with your pilot training btw

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

My brain. The only weapon I'll ever need, bitches!

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I could probably use a bow, a light sword and a 9mm. Not saying I can but they are open candidates.