what weapons would you use against zombies?

[Baby Eater]

land shark cannon

 

[squballs1234]

I'd have
A. A Lava Lap LightSaber on my belt
and
B. in my hands at the ready with quiver at my side Taulmaril the Heartseeker.

 

[CloakedOne]

My rapier: if I can manage to use my epee training to guide the blade into eye shots, it'll be a one hit kill every time! Then I'd get eaten because I should have known not to rely on melee weapons...^_^;;

 

[Ansain]

The "lobo" from the World War Z novel (I think that is what it was called).

It is sort of like a wedged shovel ax hybrid kind of tool.

This. I'd be the only one out there not using a gun and killing zombies with a shovel.
Better yet, what about the multi-purpose granddaddy of a all zombie killing weapons. It can kill aliens, zombies, and mutated genitalia diseases. The CROWBAR. I would also like Gordon Freeman's beard because it protects you from radiation.
For something long ranged, probably a crossbow or a shotgun, but I don't feel like I'd need either, so it doesn't matter.
My favorite tool for face-to-face range would be a trench-spike. This lovely tool was used in WWI to pierce soldier's steel helmets with a quick forward or down-ward thrust. Against a decaying skull, this would be insta-kill. Furthermore, it can be made with some wood and a nail.
For my vehicle, I would use my 29er bike, because it's awesome and uses no fuel.

 

[keybird]

Um, how about something with bullets

 

[kidragakash]

Stake-gun that pins zombies to walls... then when I'm bored, the trusty 'ol shotgun

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Salt, I would use Salt.

I always use Salt and I have a reason

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Pretty much anything I could get my hands on. But I'd try to go more towards the shotgun, axe, some incindiary grenades, or maybe a banjo or two.

 

[Insanum]

A Katana. And a SHarp one at that.

 

[InifniteWit]

I would crush them under the sheer magnitude of there threads.

Sledgehammer

 

[Datalord]

How about a nuke? Nuclear zombies couldn't be much worse.....(DUN DUN DUUUUUN)

 

[shannon.archer]

I would beat their brains in with the search bar.

EPIC.

Salt, I would use Salt.

I always use Salt and I have a reason

Why?

 

[Datalord]

Salt, I would use Salt.

I always use Salt and I have a reason

GO ONE PIECE

 

[Datalord]

I would beat their brains in with the search bar.

EPIC.

Salt, I would use Salt.

I always use Salt and I have a reason

Why?

I thinks its a one piece reference, salt purified the zombies, so that the shadows that animated the corpses would be released to return to their original masters

 

[Comma-Kazie]

Realistic scenario: Crowbar, shotgun, scoped rifle, shark mesh armor.

Non-realistic scenario: Mk. VI MJOLNIR armor, shotgun, scoped rifle, katana, and a Covenant Phantom as a personal aerial fortress.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

A scythe. A large, massively sexy, extremely bad-ass scythe.

i am with this.....SCYTHE'S FTW!

They're for vampires, not zombies.

stakes are for vampires actually. scythes are for badass'

It was an Interview With The Vampire reference. I'd have provided the youtube clip to make it more obvious, but couldn't find it. I see no reason why setting them on fire while they're down and using a scythe to decapitate the ones that try to get up wouldn't work on zombies ... or werewolves, ghouls, giant white mice, nexus crawlers or child-molesting priests for that matter.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I would beat their brains in with the search bar.

EPIC.

Salt, I would use Salt.

I always use Salt and I have a reason

Why?

I thinks its a one piece reference, salt purified the zombies, so that the shadows that animated the corpses would be released to return to their original masters

You are incorrect sir

Salt, I would use Salt.

I always use Salt and I have a reason

Why?

when I was a child I heard an old radio program and I remember some of the characters saying that the salt hurt the zombies for some reason.