I was buying tickets to see Pirates 4...wait...oh no...oh God...no, no, no. It can't be. Maybe my tickets...oh God...because of me they're going to have just enough money to produce a fifth movie! What have I done? I've started an avalanche that will bring about the end! The end, I tell you! Run, run while you can! You can't catch me, I'm the ginger bread man! Hahahahaha! *runs away cackling maniacally into the hills*