What will happen when we run out of Topics?

[Tonimata]

Oh, don't worry. I'll make some more topics for everyone to discuss.

Surely it will require shredding the tapestry of creation, but meh, what's the worst that could happen?

 

[BlindMessiah94]

It is impossible to run out of topics.

Example:

Start a thread about the number 1.
Then start one about the number 2.
number 3.
number 4.
etc.

INFINITE.

/thread.

 

[Woodsey]

I propose a big get together, followed by a massive orgy.

That should give us something to talk about when we get back.

 

[kalakashi]

Run out of topics? Well, never? The world and space will continue to progress and advance, or.. regress(?) and blow up or something. And we'll talk about all of these things.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

It happens a lot more then you think. Everyone new user creates the same thread.

 

[EeveeElectro]

We'll turn in on ourselves, pick someone to mate then eat afterwards.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Never will happen. Defies the creative process of the human mind. Mwahaha, yay for feeling smart.

 

[swolf]

That day will come on Dec 12, 2012.

 

[V8 Ninja]

The world will end. Humanity will have to start over from scratch.

 

[Brandon237]

Dinosaur apocalypse?Nuclear blast?WHAT?

I shall answer that in a not very tactful fashion. We will start making meaningless threads wondering about having no original threads without actually realising that we ran out of them ages ago. We will live through a slow period of decay and will not realise it until the cancer that is threads such as this one consume us and we all immigrate to different, new sites.

Although what would really happen is that the stratosphere would completely liquefy due to supercooling that has only been prevented by the Escapist's sheer awesomeness. The liquid gases would fall down and freeze us all in a rain of liquid nitrogen. And the liquid oxy would ignite super-easily. fire and ice man, fire and ice.

*falls of cliff* I will get your for this brando-----*splat*

Hmm, I knew I should have made my artificial cliff higher, they NEVER get the last syllable out. Ah well, at least I haven't lost my footing yet on this thi--- Oh, [small]crap[/small]...

Revenge is a sweetly ironic deal. That hurts. I suppose my bad karma earned it *remembers eating children in last second of life*

 

[Cucumber]

It is impossible to run out of topics.

Example:

Start a thread about the number 1.
Then start one about the number 2.
number 3.
number 4.
etc.

INFINITE.

/thread.

"And today, we discuss the truth about the number 492.138.235. We had a brilliant discussion last week with 95squared, but continuing with reasonable numbers here, I believe this number will lead up to an discussion even larger than when we rounded 492.138.000... Yes, you most certainly will bring another discussion worthy of me staying up too late trying to hastidly reply my counter opinion on the false accusations you bring about 493.138.235 being somewhere in between the 400th-500thousands fractional digits of pi, when it clearly doesn't appear until the 700thousand'd....."

It's a wonderful world indeed. Excuse me, I hafta go cry. 492.138.235 will most probably be the number of headaches that discussion will induce...

 

[BlindMessiah94]

It is impossible to run out of topics.

Example:

Start a thread about the number 1.
Then start one about the number 2.
number 3.
number 4.
etc.

INFINITE.

/thread.

"And today, we discuss the truth about the number 492.138.235. We had a brilliant discussion last week with 95squared, but continuing with reasonable numbers here, I believe this number will lead up to an discussion even larger than when we rounded 492.138.000... Yes, you most certainly will bring another discussion worthy of me staying up too late trying to hastidly reply my counter opinion on the false accusations you bring about 493.138.235 being somewhere in between the 400th-500thousands fractional digits of pi, when it clearly doesn't appear until the 700thousand'd....."

It's a wonderful world indeed. Excuse me, I hafta go cry. 492.138.235 will most probably be the number of headaches that discussion will induce...

Haha, fair enough. I didn't say they would be interesting topics.

 

[Billion Backs]

It already did.
Hark!

 

[Battenbergcake]

Coddle fish shiz mah neez bucket chuck, laggery chick ba'karh kan shuck.

Discuss

 

[Swifteye]

Impossible. You must have known this. Even if it did happen somehow the forum would just go dead.

 

[Lowbreed]

The amount of repeat threads already going on somewhat sickens me (looong time lurker mind you), just makes it all a tad boring.

 

[chenry]

We're all dead. There's always a topic because there's always news. If we run out of topics is because the world just ended.

/thread.

 

[tjarne]

We just reset the data bas and everyone will forget and start over.

 

[Borntolose]

There will be topics about the good old days when there where topics not about topics.