What will your last words be

[Joccaren]

Then, I will do some insanely stupid thing, and die doing it. 'nough said.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

"Fine then! I'll prove it." statistics show that this is the cause of most of my injuries.

 

[Geeky Anomaly]

"Oh shi.."

 

[ott615]

Mine would be "I refuse to die like this"

 

[Engarde]

Et tu, brute.

 

[Rylot]

Are you sure it isn't poisonous?

 

[Azaraxzealot]

I'll use one of my favorite Red vs Blue lines: "Tucker did it!"

just fell off my seat for a moment there. wow.

anyways, mine would be:
"I love you." because my wife would be right there with me

"This is a message from Lord Nergal, "I await you on the Dread Isle.?
(x20)

This way I combine one last incident of trolling with an obscure reference.

if that's a behemoth [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behemoth_%28band%29] reference then i don't see how that's trolling

 

[joebthegreat]

My last words:

"Well say what you will, I still don't think using a blowtorch on it is a good idea..."

 

[Torrasque]

Either "WHO FARTED?!?!" and kill myself, or "I'll be seeing you soon" as maliciously as I can.

 

[Adecristo]

"...but you must admit, it was awesome". And then the helicopter crashes.
And if I won't die as I want to, then it really depends on situation.

 

[OctoH]

Hopefully:
"Igalang ang kamatayan. Tayo ay nabubuhay para makipaglaban."

Most likely:
"I'm not done yet. I'll take you all on!"

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

"I will see you soon in death. I do not think I will have to wait long!"
or
"I knew that wasn't a good idea"
or
"I need to tell you this, there isn't much time left. There's a stash of money hidden.." and then that moment I would die.

I think I will go with the last one.

 

[UltraDeth]

This ain't ovaaaaa...*hurk*

 

[wizzerd229]

mine will be, "SOMEONE GET ME A FUCKING STEAK" then i will eat it and then die

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Mine'll be, "Dang."

 

[StormShaun]

Ill say this once, but No Dice...and then kill them as well as me or I just die and they still die...

 

[CommanderKirov]

Nuclear Launch Detected

 

[Wuggy]

One of these three:

"LOL BRB!"

or

"RELEASING CONTROL!"

or

"The ancient treasure is in the--" *dead*

 

[farq1414]

my last words would be "time to go"
or if i'm looking for laughs "the cake is a lie"