What will your last words be

[Gabanuka]

"They are all perfect"

Cookie up for grabs.

 

[spartandude]

so many to choose from

"Releasing control!"
"Fly you fools!"
"Anti depressents dont work"
"Problem?"

 

[Awesomeness]

"Don't worry... It's not loaded"

or

"...What was that?.."

and i want "I told you I was sick" to be on my tombstone.

 

[Always_Remain]

Smile like an idiot and then say "I was fantastic."

 

[g_hughes]

'Don't you start crying, you're only losing me. I'm losing everything'

 

[Sir Broccoli]

"I hid the solution to the P=NP problem in the..."

Alternatively I could use 'the cure for cancer' rather than the 'solution to the P=NP problem' but I think it's funnier this way seeing as people who actually care about the P=NP problem tend to be more obsessive.

 

[Brainsaw]

"I feel hot all of a sudden."

 

[Sleepy Sol]

"I regret nothing. Except that one time I ate Nanako's pudding in Persona 4. Seriously, it was just a game but I felt like an jer-" /dead
while my relatives sit there likely wondering what the hell Persona 4 is and who the hell Nanako is.

 

[XandNobody]

"God-damnit Nappa!"

Because it will be his fault that I have died, it just will.

 

[Jackhorse]

"I wonder what'll happen when I hit this button"
This will only confuse the jury at my murder trial but I'll say it anyway.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Oh shit, I put the arsenic in the wrong glass.

 

[gruggins]

"i'll get you next time gadget! mwahahahah-" *dies*

 

[Tradjus]

Giggity...giggity.. *Gasp* ... g..goo... *Death Rattle*

 

[Titan Buttons]

when I think about my last words this comes to mind

Spoiler: Ask a Ninja

 

[fenderstrat]

"hey everyone, check this out!"

 

[Feylynn]

"I don't want to go."​

/Thread

My brother says "Does this look infected to you?"
I'm not to sure about mine... "Tehlu take me" "Medic! Medic! Medic!" "Hand me my Dr.Pepper" "Sorry I won't make it to the raid on... ever." "Wow that's hot!" "Do you smell roasted almonds?"
"Dear Princess Celestia [Insert context sensitive lesson learned here]" "No, no, no, that didn't happen." "Wait, that's not right."
That's all I have atm.

Maybe I'll just shout off all of them in a list and hope one of them sticks.

 

[TheFinalFantasyWolf]

I'll say something like

Me : "Oh mother, I see a long tunnel and a glowing light" *tearing up
Mum : *crying "Travel through the tunnel my dear. Go to the light"
Me : "0_0....................Its, going......Downstairs" *DEAD
LOL XD

Or maybe something like *shrugs "Eh, what can you do?" *DEAD

 

[jonyboy13]

"Well, at least I ruled the world for one hour."

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

"oh not again."