What would be the most absurd 'gritty reboot' imaginable?

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Flig

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Out of the Box.

"Hey kids...come in my box fort...I have candy..."
 

Woodsey

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Max Payne.

"Dear god, the metaphors - please, make them stop! MAKE THEM STOP! ARRRRGGHHH!"

*rips off own face*
 

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CleverCover said:
Barney?
Wait that was done already wasn't it?

Um...my brother says Sonic the Hedgehog and Bomberman. I'll go with that.
Bomberman Zero and Shadow the Hedgehog.

Bomberman Zero was a total disaster. Shadow the Hdgehog is a Sonic game.
 
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Three Stooges.

Good god that would just be ridiculous. In a bad way. A very bad way.
 

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There is already a gritty rewrite of Sesame Street, made by the minds behind the show. It is called Avenue Q. Also, it is freaking hilarious.
 

ShogunGino

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Doctor Who Rebooted:

Always unhappy and brooding from being outcast from the Time Lords for being non-conformist.

His TARDIS's chameleon circuit breaks when it turns into an army recruitment building.

It can't be called "TARDIS" anymore, because the moral guardians would complain that it sounds too much like calling someone a "'tard", and they don't want children to repeat it, even though its not supposed to be for children.

The theme song will be performed by Rammstein, in English.

The Doctor has a specific need to stop terrorists, and terrorists only.

He no longer has a sonic screwdriver, but a gun that morphs into other guns, or a gun that has multiple settings (a la Judge Dredd)

Everyone who travels with him can ONLY be female, and they're not called "companions" anymore, they're "nurses".

The Doctor still regenerates, but as an older, more zombie-like of himself each time.

And just to try and expand the viewer base, they cast Robert Pattinson as The Doctor, but he plays it with an American accent.

Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa....
 

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Disaster Button said:
The Teletubbies.

Why is a pregnant Lala chainsmoking next to a doped up Tinky Winky? And what the hell is Po watching on a one-eyed Dipsy's stomach television?

There you have it.

OT: ilomilo 2: The Death of Milo.
 

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Woodsey said:
Max Payne.

"Dear god, the metaphors - please, make them stop! MAKE THEM STOP! ARRRRGGHHH!"

*rips off own face*
I uh...choked, with laughter after reading this.

Maybe Halo, 'cos then it may actually seem like an actual conflict.

Or Crash Bandicoot, I imagine it would heavily involve lots of drugs and prostitutes.