What would be the most random military conflict in the world?

[wootsniper]

India verses Poland

China verses Iceland

New Zeland verses Australia...oh wait

I would like to see some top mine

what did iceland ever do tho you? XD

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

The British going to war against the French because the French are French and the British dont like the French.

And if they surrender we would still fight them anyway.

That not random at all, they've fought for a loooonnnggg time, the 100 years war strike a bell?

OT:
New Zealand and Luxembourg, I do't have a reason they would fight I just picked 2 randoms

 

[The Rockerfly]

India verses Poland

China verses Iceland

New Zeland verses Australia...oh wait

I would like to see some top mine

what did iceland ever do tho you? XD

I meant the super market not the country xD

 

[wootsniper]

argentinia vs brittain, 40 years ago they actually wasted human lives and fought about a small island populated by only SHEEPS!!

and i think spain was involved too :S

anyway- Chilli vs Brazil
Brazil vs Russia
Luxemburg vs Monaco midget fight

 

[wootsniper]

wall mart vs kentucky

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

Wales v New Zealand

A battle over who has better sheep.

 

[Peanut Butter]

Valve vs PLANET EARTH...all over some stupid hats

 

[Fraught]

USA vs, uhh, Burkina Faso? The most random simply because there'd be no reason for it, and they'd have absolutely no chance.

 

[AvsJoe]

Paraguay vs Uruguay: The battle for the guayest nation in South America
Estonia vs Romania: Because Europe needs a new war
Canada vs Quebec: Because fuck Quebec.

 

[NerdElf]

Romania V Serbia
Hungary V Austria
Mountnegro V Albania
Australia V Canada


and the most random would be Cheese V Milk

 

[heyheysg]

Tibet vs Cote d'ivorie

Because it's random

 

[oppp7]

Switzerland vs France. Who gives up first?

 

[akwardwhistle]

Some country in South America vs Some country in Africa.

 

[zauxz]

Lithuania vs. Somalia

Ready to kick some Somalian ass!

 

[Manbro]

Canada vs. Mexico...and the USA is a fighting ground!

 

[T5seconds]

Canada vs Mexico.

Lessee what happens then.

I must say this would be the best random war EVER

... maybe a little one sided though

 

[dududf]

Prince Edward Island Vs The world, BUT the island had all fire arms, melee weapons explosives, bombs, cars, MOTORIZED boats (the enemy can have sail boats!) and near infinite ammo.


Japan Vs Mexico. Mexico

Jamaica VS Australia

 

[lenin_117]

The Assyrians travel forwards in time and attack the Vatican