What would be the most random military conflict in the world?

[MasterSqueak]

Japan versus Antartica.

 

[Denarius]

Al Queida teamed up with America against the Dutch

 

[Emilin_Rose]

Japan and Ireland, fighting over... god i don't know what. Boredom?

Honestly i can't think of a reason for them to fight.

 

[Calhoun347]

It already happened.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYMuJDajujc

The Mouse that Roared; Lichtenstein vs. U.S.A and with a reasonable justification!

An Amazing Novel,

But Madagascar Vs. Canada would probably be the most off pairing. they are both distant countries that no one pays much mind to.

 

[SendMeNoodz84]

No one expects the Spanish inquisition! against Egypt.

Hahaha
That's pretty good

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Ukraine and the US fight because the US leader ate the Ukrainian leaders PB&J sandvich.

 

[keybird]

Australia v. Canada

U.S. v. Poland

Egypt v. Switzerland

 

[crudus]

This was brought up in a book called The Mouse That Roared. A small, pre-industrial country (15 sq mi) decided to go to war with the USA, lose and get money to get themselves out of bankruptcy (just like the US did for Germany with the Marshall Plan).

 

[DrunkWithPower]

The U.S vs Texas.

 

[Yokai]

Sweden vs. the Philippines, the cause of the war being a psychopath of Swedish descent stabbed a Filipino tourist to death while both were vacationing in Argentina.

 

[Smasngrab]

Australia vs. the Emus (yes as in the bird)

this actualy hapened, and australia lost..... how sad is that....

 

[Pegghead]

Soviet Russia vs waffles, now who's gonna top that.

 

[Jedamethis]

the Moon vs. Pluto

The Winner gets to be a planet!

 

[Pegghead]

Japan and Ireland, fighting over... god i don't know what. Boredom?

Honestly i can't think of a reason for them to fight.

Probably to see which is better, sake or guiness.

 

[Emilin_Rose]

Japan and Ireland, fighting over... god i don't know what. Boredom?

Honestly i can't think of a reason for them to fight.

Probably to see which is better, sake or guiness.

Hmm, possibly. Or to see who gets to bomb *insert country they both don't like* first

 

[Murlin]

Russia vs. Monaco

 

[Bat Vader]

China Vs America

America Vs Britain

Ireland Vs Wales.

Didn't America and Britain fight twice already? The first being the revolutionary war and the second being the war of 1812 where America also fought Canada.