Undeadundertaker333 said:
Luxembourg and Kuwait fighting because a small woodpecker in another dimension ate a 50 foot tall building and flew into an icy volcano to stop the dark lord sauron who has been in an alliance with Morgan Freeman for quite some time from taking over dumbledorland.
Don't get much more random than that.
Bring it.
Madagascar and North Korea break up (you know they have an alliance...) after Madagascar finds out about South Korea. Than when it becomes widespread both Vietnams form into one and so do both Dakotas. Together they start suing each other for trademark war infringement. At the same time aliens from the planet Disnelyand (just a coincidence) come down and silence us for our dumb ramblings. Then the sun upon detecting their power source opens up. The rift is littered with teeth and lord Cthulu comes out and blots out the sun. The world is now desolate and cold. Plants are dieing and people are dieing. The cold gives them frostbite, which turns to sores, and than lice and maggots eat away at the sores and bore into them. Around the world the dead are many and it begins to snow. The time lords give a dismissive nod at "Mostly Harmless" and gently sigh as the light goes away, and at the very bottom of snow in a hovel of land two stag beetles fight over the last bit of food, but look closer. You see bacteria on the beetles back absorbing food and breaking it down, but you look closer. You see the DNA replicating, but you look even closer. You see a bright light, but you look closer. You see little vibrating strings. As you inspect them you see some darkness. Looking even closer you see bright lights in the darkness, and as the galaxy clusters of another universe twinkle like stars you are overcome with scope. Looking closer and closer you see a star system similar to yout own, and you see someones house. You see someone on a laptop tapping away. ....and their venting on the internet, *pfft* trolls.
Edit: Military trolls of course, and the battlefield is 4chan.
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