What would be the most random military conflict in the world?

[Seanchaidh]

Switzerland versus Ethiopia in a war of imperialism and colonization.

 

[fix-the-spade]

The British going to war against the French because the French are French and the British dont like the French.

And if they surrender we would still fight them anyway.

Britain and France declaring war on Quebec... for being too French. No-one gets to be more French than the French!

 

[siffty]

Australia vs Tasmania. Over whether or not Tasmania counts as part of Australia (this is a joke wwhich people on the Aussie mainland should get)

mainland ftw

 

[theSovietConnection]

Simply, this picture. That would be a random military conflict.

 

[Spitfire175]

Switzerland invading Finland, because Finland declared themselves "Most Badass Country in all of Europe".

That is a matter of perspective. Where is that declaration? Some loudmouths on the internet? Oh come on, you took such gibberish seriously?
I don't think Finland is the most badass county in Europe and I think Finns who keep hyping Finalnd's highest hour are a bunch of morons. And just so that you don't have to check my profile, I'm from Finland.

OP: Equador vs. New Zeland over a game of chess. Or South Korea vs. Portugal.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

probably Nepal vs Kenya, think about that

THIS SUNDAY
KENYA AND NEPAL GO FOR AN ALL, OUT, BRAWL

\
wierd

 

[Zenode]

The United States vs Sealand

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

 

[Margrave Rinstock]

Lilliput vs. Blefuscu

 

[The_Echo]

Antarctica vs. Anything.

Don't tell me you've never thought those penguins might be constructing a government.

 

[PUR3_GAM3R33]

USA vs. Antartica
The British Empire vs. Russia
Malasyia and Philippines vs. Indonesia and Papua New Guinea
Fiji vs. Hawaii
Austrailia vs. Brazil
Japan vs. France

 

[uchitroru666]

Iceland vs. Laos

 

[DirkGently]

The United States Vs. The United States in a giant civil war over who is the best nascar driver. Admittedly, this would only happen below the Mason-Dixon line, but, c'mon, it'd be genius.

 

[Darkblaven]

Canada vs Turkey, the Canadiens would just show up and say "HEY! guess what? were taking Turkey!, and we're calling it Chicken, you morons!" If anyone knows what Comedian said this joke, please finish the joke, and you'll get a cookie!

 

[MajoraPersona]

I would like to a Canadian civil war.
"And the rest of the world didnt notice."

Really I would just like to see the great white north attack..... anyone. The need the kickass cred.

I already missed one Canadian civil war, I don't want to miss a second!

But seriously, Sealand vs. the Moon. Yes, Sealand, the micronation that consists of a guy on a boat. A big boat, to be sure, but just the one boat. Against the cheese, rabbit, and werewolf capital of our solar system. Not to mention THE MAN.

 

[Zenn3k]

Madagascar against Finland

or

Finland against Sweden

 

[That One Six]

America trying to annex Canada. Or even better, Canada annexing America!

 

[listentomyopinion]

North Korea vs. Switzerland.
Communist fanaticism against little red pen-knives!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Madagascar Vs. Canada?

 

[That One Six]

Simply, this picture. That would be a random military conflict.

Most non-geographers won't get this, but it's pretty good.