What would be the most random military conflict in the world?

[Chipperz]

USA vs, uhh, Burkina Faso? The most random simply because there'd be no reason for it, and they'd have absolutely no chance.

I dunno, I think the US might have a chance if they REALLY put their minds to it.

Little known fact time! Canada, Australia and Jamaica have been in a three way war since 1952, but every time they plan a battle, the Canadians are too nice to kill anyone, the Australians are too laid back to shoot anything, and the Jamaicans get up late and miss all the action. It's all about differences in opinion as to how much wood a wood chuck could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

 

[Fraught]

USA vs, uhh, Burkina Faso? The most random simply because there'd be no reason for it, and they'd have absolutely no chance.

I dunno, I think the US might have a chance if they REALLY put their minds to it.

The US? I was talking about Burkina Faso not having a chance.

 

[The Austin]

Canadaien Civil War.

The one country in the world nobody gives two shites about tearing itself apart would be freiking awesome.

you sir just reinforced my stereotype of americans being jackasses

well done

Lol, you just reinforced the Canadian steryotype.

Thanks for validating.

Well done.

 

[COR 2000]

An all-out melee between one person of every country against each other. I'd actually be curious to see which "nation" would win.

Edit: Gnah, curses! Someone partially beat me to the punch line! Curse you, Royal stranger! Nyeh!

Great minds think alike.

Eh, true. But since this involves war and since you partially beat me to the punch-line...

Gnah! Curse you still! Nyeh!

 

[Pilot Bush]

Vatican City vs. Antarctic labs

 

[PUR3_GAM3R33]

NeonBob vs. Wales. You know you want too see it.

Maybe 4chan would form a militia and take on Germany well crashing their hardware and using their hacks to turn it into transformers, kind of.

and I'd have a front row seat concidering I go to 4chan everyday

 

[ICs2Xist]

The sheep of New Zealand (is the sheep/human ratio really 25:1?) vs. the Vatican

Owned!

 

[ICs2Xist]

One black hawk helicopter (with infinite ammo or something) sent back in time to fight the entire roman army at its height.

I would pay soooooooo much to see that...

 

[stone0042]

Canada vs Mexico.

Lessee what happens then.

I say the US gets pissed and just kicks both their asses

 

[ICs2Xist]

A Sealand civil war... over a sandwich or something. I think only one family actually takes their residence there. (although citizenship and passports were, at least for a time, much more common than that family)

 

[Aqualung]

Chile vs. Serbia.

Might take a while to get to hit each other, but once they do...

...It probably wont do much!

 

[clzark]

No one expects the Spanish inquisition! against Egypt.

everyone just stop trying. this one is the winner

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Canada VS Nigeria, now no one would excpect that one. And for the record Canada would win.

 

[renner-08]

Canadaien Civil War.

The one country in the world nobody gives two shites about tearing itself apart would be freiking awesome.

you sir just reinforced my stereotype of americans being jackasses

well done

Lol, you just reinforced the Canadian steryotype.

Thanks for validating.

Well done.

how is one having a stereotype reinforce another stereotype?

apparently you just reinforced the OTHER stereotype i have about americans

DURR...

 

[The Austin]

Canadaien Civil War.

The one country in the world nobody gives two shites about tearing itself apart would be freiking awesome.

you sir just reinforced my stereotype of americans being jackasses

well done

Lol, you just reinforced the Canadian steryotype.

Thanks for validating.

Well done.

how is one having a stereotype reinforce another stereotype?

apparently you just reinforced the OTHER stereotype i have about americans

DURR...

What? Dint we end this argument like 3 days ago?

I don't even remember any of this.

Let it go man.