What would be your crime and nickname for that crime?

[Spirultima]

I would be simple The Sniper.

My crime for taking out all the worlds "undesirables" Vigilante style, with of course a sniper rifle.

 

[WrongSprite]

The Chav Crusher.

It involves a steamroller and the people of Britain. Use your imagination.

 

[afaceforradio]

Not a bad idea, WrongSprite. If I were the Government I'd start The Chav Crusher Fund so we could have one in every major city.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I'd be called The Ripper.
Because every serial killer in England is the something ripper.

 

[WrongSprite]

Not a bad idea, WrongSprite. If I were the Government I'd start The Chav Crusher Fund so we could have one in every major city.

In that case, you get my vote.

 

[afaceforradio]

I'll drink to that. Jagers all round!

 

[Vrud]

What, I have to come up with nicknames for these now? Aw jeeeez.

 

[benjtfell]

The Chav Crusher.

It involves a steamroller and the people of Britain. Use your imagination.

The Thread asked for a crime; in all cases killing unwanted vermin is a public service and awardable with OBE

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

The Hunter.

 

[eels05]

The 'Dole Bludger'
I'd go around Bludgening to death unemployed wankers who complain about all the thing they dont have and how much 'life sucks'.

 

[TheMatt]

I would be simple The Sniper.

My crime for taking out all the worlds "undesirables" Vigilante style, with of course a sniper rifle.

Are you from the south? A baptist maybe?

 

[shootthebandit]

i would be a rapist called "toad in the hole"

 

[dwightsteel]

I'd be called The Ripper.
Because every serial killer in England is the something ripper.

...I feel like there are just so many ways to turn this dirty, that I'm having trouble separating them out to unleash my rapiers wit. I'm not sure if I should be mad at you or myself.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I don't know. What would you name a dude for killing tons of rapists and child molesters?
Personally, I'd call him Hero.
Or perhaps The Janitor.
Yeah, let's go with The Janitor.
Cleaning up trash with a smile.

 

[afaceforradio]

Haha good one Monkfish!

I'd have "The Bitchenator", I go around obliterating bitches who push out kids with no regard to the money it's costing ME.

 

[ThreeWords]

I'd do something along the lines of the Joker, but without the silliness of not killing my most powerful enemy. As for the name, I'd either tell each surviving victim a different name, or just hang around and see what the media call em

 

[the protaginist]

My Crime? Assault with a weapon we can't believe was actually deadly but unfortunately was. My Name? The Improbable Weapon User.

 

[Swaki]

The Vanilla Magician

i would be a thief but an incredible stealthy yet flashy one, i would sneak into the place and steal everything leaving only a vanilla flower and stick behind me and right before i would leave i would enable the cameras again (which i had of caused disabled) and they would all point towards me standing in the middle of the room wearing a black on black suit, a ski mask and a top hat and i would then trow down a smoke bomb and be gone when the smoke disappeared leaving only the fragrance of vanilla and stench of defeat behind me for the cops to find.

 

[Chicago Ted]

My Crime? Assault with a weapon we can't believe was actually deadly but unfortunately was. My Name? The Improbable Weapon User.

Do I get a cookie for noticing the Fable 2 reference?

Name: Chicago Ted

Crime: Zombie Genocide

 

[Osloq]

Professor Detonation, I'd be a bank robber