What would be your crime and nickname for that crime?

[Lyri]

Baron Brightday.

I'd make a weather machine and use good ol' Mother Nature to assist in my crimes.

 

[afaceforradio]

If it was a steampunk styled weathermachine that would look as awesome as it sounds ^_^

 

[TaborMallory]

I would lock up every human that can't think for themselves. I'd force them to become educated in any way required for them to live out their own lives.

I'd be called... normal.

 

[lacktheknack]

"The Harmless Stalker" over here. I would terrify various victims for giggles, but I don't kill. More tension that way.

 

[Doom_bringer58]

I'm not gonna say the crime, but I would be known as "Pelican Pants" because of it

 

[MrShadowzs]

The Peller because i would skin people alive (tee hee =D)

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

The Silent Menace.

Because I'd kill people with a chainsaw.

Haha! You just got killed by irony!

 

[nolongerhere]

The Schmoogler.
I would realise livestock onto the public transport system, then slap anyone who complains.

 

[Amnestic]

I'd be called The Ripper.
Because every serial killer in England is the something ripper.

The Yorkshire Ripper was caught two streets away from my school.

/claim to infamy?

 

[Monocle Man]

Sir Puppy.
I would suffocate unworthy humans with puppies while laughing inside my heavy armour.

 

[Azraellod]

i think that azraellod works pretty well as a nickname for a serial killer, so i don't need to put much effort into that.

i wander around killing people who i think don't deserve to live by drugging them and then hitting them with a scythe. also i dress in a death cloak whenever i am going to commit a murder.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

The Immortal. I'd get an AK, rush head first into a spray of bullets in a firefight with the mob, get shot 50 f*ckin times, and walk away.
Edit: after having shot everyone in the hand and the leg.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I would be... the AntAgonizer. I would destroy the pathetic race we call "humans" and replace them with Ants, the superior race.

 

[Ophiuchus]

I would be Mr Tedium. The first known example of a serial killer who bores his victims to death by talking about kittens.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

i would be a rapist called "toad in the hole"

...

I'd be The Whale, not sure what I'd do but I'm thinking I'd breed a speicies of whales so that they will eat whoever i say.

 

[Upturned Walrus]

-snip-

 

[Gadzooks]

I would be simple The Sniper.

My crime for taking out all the worlds "undesirables" Vigilante style, with of course a sniper rifle.

Is this in any way related to that Russian mobster who got sniped the other day? If so, are you trying to tell us something, and by that I mean are you the shooter on the grassy knoll?

 

[Spirultima]

I would be simple The Sniper.

My crime for taking out all the worlds "undesirables" Vigilante style, with of course a sniper rifle.

Are you from the south? A baptist maybe?

What? what are you asking?

 

[Spirultima]

I would be simple The Sniper.

My crime for taking out all the worlds "undesirables" Vigilante style, with of course a sniper rifle.

Is this in any way related to that Russian mobster who got sniped the other day? If so, are you trying to tell us something, and by that I mean are you the shooter on the grassy knoll?

Who now? the only Russian i've heard in the news is the pilots going at Mach 2 and ejecting at that speed.

And hell no, do you think i would miss twice and the third shot would only hit the body?