i would be the jazzman every where i went i would be accompanied by a smooth jazz backing score would fail at any stealthy activites but would sound cool while doing it
What would be your crime and nickname for that crime?
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KITTENS NEVER GET BORING.thecaptainof said:
My crime would involve large woodlen creatures restraint devices from an insane asylum and a whole lotta dryhumping.
They'd call me the StraitJacketeer
Arms Akimbo, international bootlegger and loan shark, known for standing with my fists on my hips in a jaunty pose.
Being a criminal would not be worthwhile if I said some obvious nickname that implied what I would do. Of course, this is a hypothetical thread, right?
After all, in this conversation, I AM a villain, and enjoy watching your squirm. /SincerityMode
And just in case you aren't irritated already, I'll point out that YOU probably need more TV Tropes:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasmMode
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SincerityMode
Sincerity Mode is... basically my mode of existence. Except I do it to people in Sarcasm Mode. It makes me... a more Magnificent Bastard. An ambition you might understand.
Trust me, I'm familiar with TV Tropes. Of course, I just felt like making a semantical joke regarding the rather joyless pursuit of being evil but not being a villain, and playing along with what you said on the serious level, despite your sarcasm.MaxTheReaper said:
After all, in this conversation, I AM a villain, and enjoy watching your squirm. /SincerityMode
And just in case you aren't irritated already, I'll point out that YOU probably need more TV Tropes:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasmMode
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SincerityMode
Sincerity Mode is... basically my mode of existence. Except I do it to people in Sarcasm Mode. It makes me... a more Magnificent Bastard. An ambition you might understand.
The Cremator
My crime; Murders involving different fire/heat-related equipment, flamethrowers, blow-torches, maybe fire axes, phosphorous, flare-guns, of course accelerators, fire-pokers, Gunpowder, Oil, Icepicks, and natural gas.
i have thought of two ideas while thinking of weapons;
A trap; Hack up victim,save blood, Place a bag of thermite in the stomach,stitch him together, pour in blood with Greek fire(nasty fuel, won't extinguish even in water.) into a bathtub, place a note in a baggy-and-glowstick, connect a few wires to it under Greek fire/blood,connect it to a flint-based striking device, it ignites the blood-oil, instantly charred dead and alive human.
Another one,if i am caught, wear a suit with secret pockets of a multitude of fuels, and accelerators, maybe a explosive just to cheat, with a lighter connected in the back of the collar."Put your hands on your head", you asked.
My family are way too in to serial killers, that's why we have these ideas.
My crime; Murders involving different fire/heat-related equipment, flamethrowers, blow-torches, maybe fire axes, phosphorous, flare-guns, of course accelerators, fire-pokers, Gunpowder, Oil, Icepicks, and natural gas.
i have thought of two ideas while thinking of weapons;
A trap; Hack up victim,save blood, Place a bag of thermite in the stomach,stitch him together, pour in blood with Greek fire(nasty fuel, won't extinguish even in water.) into a bathtub, place a note in a baggy-and-glowstick, connect a few wires to it under Greek fire/blood,connect it to a flint-based striking device, it ignites the blood-oil, instantly charred dead and alive human.
Another one,if i am caught, wear a suit with secret pockets of a multitude of fuels, and accelerators, maybe a explosive just to cheat, with a lighter connected in the back of the collar."Put your hands on your head", you asked.
My family are way too in to serial killers, that's why we have these ideas.
