What would be your crime and nickname for that crime?

[Beffudled Sheep]

I wouldn't have a name.
All of my murderers are designed to look like accidents or not my fault.

 

[El Poncho]

That Guy. I make loud noises in the street at night and people call the police and tell them its That Guy over there... I wouldn't make a good criminal

 

[RobCoxxy]

The Gentleman.

I will be dressed in a top hat, waistcoat, monocle and cool moustache. Speak perfect English, and will beat my victims to death with a pipe wrench. The wrench is just an added touch.

And yes, I will also hunt down every chav in the Kingdom of Britannia!

Also, the Chav Crusher fund... should be an organisation... of assassins... willing to clean the streets of human filth. (on that note, could be "The Pool Guy", I can have my catchprase - "It's time to Chlorinate the Gene Pool")

 

[Soushi]

I would go around starting wars in other countries for my own gain. I would be called "Blacken World"

 

[Tartarga]

id be "the american" destroying all things that were once good in this world

 

[farmerboy219]

the panty raider...use your imagination

 

[Jedamethis]

Personal Space Invader
I stand really close to people, it's annoying as fuck!

 

[ace_of_something]

if I was a serial killer? I guess I'd be the Cop Killer not because that's who I'd target but because well... check my profile if you still don't get it I feel there is no hope for you.

Or my Porn Star name; Yoda Jefferson.