What would be your "Real Life Perk "

[team star pug]

If you could make up your own perk or buff for use in real life, what would it be?

For me it would be "what they deserve"- All chavs in 15 yard radius suffer a fatal heart attack.

Rules of thread- Keep it to things that would improve what you do in real life, and no trolling as everyone is entitiled to thier own opinion.

 

[Mother Yeti]

I'm always been partial to turning into a cloud of stinging insects. That, or a nice group heal.

 

[steevee]

I'm guna go with 'Marathon Pro' from MW2.

Being able to sprint forever without getting tired? Sounds good. I'd enter the London marathon, then bet all my money on myself, win and retire

 

[AvsJoe]

All chavs in 15 yard radius suffer a fatal heart attack.

I know that as a canuck I have no idea how bad those guys get over there but you'd choose to murder them willy-nilly as your one real life perk? Are they really that bad? Like the punks from Eden Lake bad?

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Vital signs. I can read infromation about people by looking at them. Age, height, etc.

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

"EPIC FAIL MAKES ME STRONG!!!" Perk, where for everytime I fail, I gain +1 Strength.

Could also do with a "sleepless" perk, so I don't get tired as much.

 

[Aesir23]

For me it would be "what they deserve"- All chavs in 15 yard radius suffer a fatal heart attack.

Sort of like that except it would be that any idiots in a 15 yard radius would shut up.

 

[Captain Schpack]

"All your mind are belong to me" Allows me control people minds for a short period (like 5 mins - 1 hour) of time. I'd jump mentally out of my body and control them. For example, if I'm thirsty and have no money I'll control a guy to go buy and give me a soda.

 

[thejdcole]

To have a room full of all my desires... and when i closed and opened the door again, all of those desires are replenished.. and if i change my desires, the things in the room change.



*EDIT* Although just after posting this i realise this is more of an actual object/entity rather than a perk...

and so my perk would be either to fly or have x-ray vision... hey call me boring but i like the classics.

 

[team star pug]

All chavs in 15 yard radius suffer a fatal heart attack.

I know that as a canuck I have no idea how bad those guys get over there but you'd choose to murder them willy-nilly as your one real life perk? Are they really that bad? Like the punks from Eden Lake bad?

nononononono...much worse. They're are stupid people with the stupid taken out and condensed into a stupidier life form known only as "the chav". They're are the stupid lazy peety criminals who plan something against you and then (this actually happened today) tell you why their plan would fail and every plot-hole in their plan. And they don't like people who appear smarter than them.

No... scratch the part about stupid condesed, THEY ARE SATIN AND A TARD IN A BLENDER.

 

[Samsont]

Snip

 

[Sleekgiant]

Natural Camouflage- turn invisible

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

The ability to have a rockin' hard body no matter what I eat or how I exercise.

 

[Hookman]

"Miracle cancer cure" perk. One time use really but it would come in quite handy right now.

 

[Shanecooper]

I'd like a perk that improved my reaction time, just so I could be par on with everyone else I know. It'd also be helpful while playing FPS's.

 

[Prometherion]

Cod style

Perk 1: Midas Touch - Turn things into gold
Perk 2: Double strength - To carry the gold
Perk 3: + 3 Barter - To sell the gold

Equipment - Dog shit on a stick to defend the gold.

Death streak - Tax evasion.

 

[XMark]

Sleight of hand perk - then start a lucrative pickpocketing career.

 

[HT_Black]

Following Charlie A.-- Gives the user Charles Atlas superpowers (which is to say, Batman-grade physical and mental abilities).

Barring that, I'd go with...

Greater American hero-- Gives the user the ability to snap their fingers and cause the song 'Believe it or Not' to suddenly start playing.

How're those?

 

[team star pug]

The ability to not be as much of a geek as you are... oh wait...

your new to the site so i'll let that one slip, until your deathbed, which will come very soon

 

[Spiner909]

Sleight of Hand. It'd be very helpful in music class. Amazing speed.