What would be your "Real Life Perk "

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Zacharine

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"Majestic Presence"

'There is something about that makes people take notice. People stop what they are doing and look at you when you enter, they pay attention when you talk, your opinion weighs more than it by any right should, your approval lifts their spirits, your condemnation feels like they were children getting scolded by their mothers for an obvious mistake. If social conniving and persuading others to see from your point of view were gentle, warm, upward winds above a plain, you would be the eagle riding them higher and higher almost effortlessly. When asked, no single answer is given for why this happens. Some say you are charismatic, others that you seem to be full of self-confidence, some remember the way you dressed, a few remark upon how you seemed genuinely have their well-being in mind, or that your requests were of no bother to fulfill and there was no reason not to do your bidding'
 

Haunted Herring

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Mind Filtering: Anything abusive or stupid said at or around me will be replaced with something amusing or pleasant, Very Soothing
 

lenneth

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Haunted Herring said:
Mind Filtering: Anything abusive or stupid said at or around me will be replaced with something amusing or pleasant, Very Soothing
or a perk that fires of a snappy retort as soon as you hear a statement below a certain inteeligence threshold
 

Rhade

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Being able to petrify and de-petrify people at will, without them really knowing what had just happened to them. Could come in handy.
 

Mikaze

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Pyromaniac - things burst into flames when I want them to. It would be the greatest thing to ever happen to english classes.
 

FretfulGnome

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"Four Leaf Clover" - Immediate boost to luck, one time use. Use it before buying a lottery ticket or whatever else your heart desires.
 

Trivun

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team star pug said:
Discrodia said:
The ability to not be as much of a geek as you are... oh wait...
your new to the site so i'll let that one slip, until your deathbed, which will come very soon
He's not that new, he's apparently been lurking (presumably) for over a year. This just happens to be his first post.

Anyway, can I choose the God Mode Perk? If so then that. If not, then Irresistability To All. Guys or girls (though preferably girls), either way, I would be instantly attractive to them all ;)
 

Blubberburg

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basicly Azure-Supernova's one, Cept id call it turbo adrenaline, and basicly it would be when your adrenaline starts going through your body you get a huge boost to everything
 

Kai-Tiger

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hmmm id take either

Magic Man: spawn any item ranging from money to even ppl

Persuasive Tongue: convince anyone to do anything i say at any time from anywhere

im a salesman so the last 1 is just to make life easier lol
 

djpsykotiko

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"Get yer own Lucky Charms" perk, +50 luck. Because as everyone who plays games knows, it doesn't have many obvious effects, but Luck ultimately effects everything.

Playing games means I can get lucky and beat something that I normally shouldn't be able to.
I could win money with gambling.. more so than normal.
I would have a chance of surviving many life threatening situations
and much more.
 

Monkfish Acc.

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"Have You Considered Taking Pills Or Something" - Never needing sleep again.

I am like halfway there anyway, you see. All the lack of sleep minus the "not needing it" thing.
But I guess a bunch of people have already said that, and I do so hate to be unoriginal.

So, instead, I'ma go with "Fast Learner".
I can learn to do anything in seconds. All I need to do is hold a text book or whatever and I absorb everything in it.
Plus, to avoid any mental breakdowns or whatever, it all comes with a brain beefy enough to hold all this information.
Yeah, that sounds pretty cool.
 

Infinatex

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The 'Mysterious Stranger' from Fallout 3 :D That way if I ever got in trouble waaay over my head, creepy trench coat guy would show up and gun them down!