What Would Be Your Weapon Of Choice In The Zombie Apocalypse?

[MrSnugglesworth]

why would you think it,s time to open a new one.

there are 12 at least, can't you go read those?

SEARCH BAR, THERE IS ONE OF THESE EVERY GOD DAMN DAY!

It's getting really annoying now.

OT: A god damn bastard sword and shield... You know it'd be awesome.

You don't know the half of it. I don't really understand it either. One guy had the idea, then BAM! Everyday, theres at least 2

I see now that there is one thread(23. oct) quite resently about the same thing, and I'm sorry I havn't used the search bar good enough.

The problem with old threads is that nobody reads them(there are exceptions). there's no fun or intrest in posting on a old thread, that's like saying your opinion of something after everyone has left the room.

And, people's meanings can change(this thread is not a good example), so you can't go around shouting: "search bar!" on every thread that something similar was posted a couple of mounths ago(unless it's a question, in that case, use the search bar and find an old thread)

why did you even come to this thread? If you are tired of zombie threads and stuff, don't click on them. It's easy, just ignore them, and let the people that still enyoy zombies read it. you don't come to a tennis meating and complain about that it's so repetative and boring if you play football(then you're a duche). (I'm not directing this towards you, but english misses the word I would like to use... it's similar to "one", like: "one can't do that without sounding like a duche". It sounds bad in English...)

finally, this is my second thread, and I'm still learning...

I would ignore it, but really. There has been so many. Its not like "One or two over a week" its "3 or 4 in a day"


It gets really fucking annoying.

Ok, sry, I'll never make a zombie thread again.
and if it annoys you, don't read it!
(sorry if I sound like an idiot, but I'm a 16 year-old, not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed, paintball and games addict, and just generally stupid because of my bad english...)

Its not you. You didn't know any better. Also, I'm 15, so don't feel bad.

 

[FightThePower]

Left 4 Dead's Autoshotgun.

 

[Arachkid]

why would you think it,s time to open a new one.

there are 12 at least, can't you go read those?

SEARCH BAR, THERE IS ONE OF THESE EVERY GOD DAMN DAY!

It's getting really annoying now.

OT: A god damn bastard sword and shield... You know it'd be awesome.

You don't know the half of it. I don't really understand it either. One guy had the idea, then BAM! Everyday, theres at least 2

I see now that there is one thread(23. oct) quite resently about the same thing, and I'm sorry I havn't used the search bar good enough.

The problem with old threads is that nobody reads them(there are exceptions). there's no fun or intrest in posting on a old thread, that's like saying your opinion of something after everyone has left the room.

And, people's meanings can change(this thread is not a good example), so you can't go around shouting: "search bar!" on every thread that something similar was posted a couple of mounths ago(unless it's a question, in that case, use the search bar and find an old thread)

why did you even come to this thread? If you are tired of zombie threads and stuff, don't click on them. It's easy, just ignore them, and let the people that still enyoy zombies read it. you don't come to a tennis meating and complain about that it's so repetative and boring if you play football(then you're a duche). (I'm not directing this towards you, but english misses the word I would like to use... it's similar to "one", like: "one can't do that without sounding like a duche". It sounds bad in English...)

finally, this is my second thread, and I'm still learning...

I would ignore it, but really. There has been so many. Its not like "One or two over a week" its "3 or 4 in a day"


It gets really fucking annoying.

Ok, sry, I'll never make a zombie thread again.
and if it annoys you, don't read it!
(sorry if I sound like an idiot, but I'm a 16 year-old, not-the-sharpest-tool-in-the-shed, paintball and games addict, and just generally stupid because of my bad english...)

Its not you. You didn't know any better. Also, I'm 15, so don't feel bad.

13 turning 14 soon lol

 

[cheese_wizington]

a lightsaber

they never run out, and can cut straight through almost anything, there is absolutely no downside!

You can cut your own arm off faster than you can can say shitdickfuck.

 

[happysock]

Machete and a carbine rifle Zombie survival guide FTW

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

yes, a huge tank in the parkinglot.

OT: a minigun that shoots rockets,
and the rockets explode with a huge explosion of yummy.
In simple words a automatic cookie mortar.

Wait, I can't have that because it wouldn't be in a parking lot, yet your weapon of choice is a cookie themed gatling gun which shoots rockets >_>

 

[Tsaba]

Spoiler

I just plan on going to that station... has everything I'll ever need

 

[Aunel]

yes, a huge tank in the parkinglot.

OT: a minigun that shoots rockets,
and the rockets explode with a huge explosion of yummy.
In simple words a automatic cookie mortar.

Wait, I can't have that because it wouldn't be in a parking lot, yet your weapon of choice is a cookie themed gatling gun which shoots rockets >_>

yes.

 

[traceur_]

Running shoes.

 

[Jaythulhu]

A holden rodeo ute with a large bullbar and a flamethrower.

 

[Duskwaith]

Christopher Walken.

A shotgun is more than likely the best weapon due to the option to fire both soild and spray ammuntion and maybe an Uzi or MP9 if i need to fend of multiple targets

 

[chaos13]

A Wrench and some rope. Not those tiny wrenches but one of the big ones. Then tie rope on end, get on roof top and throw wrench at zombie heads, while eating chips

 

[WildManBill]

My AA-12 shotgun, M1 Garand, Colt .45 M1911 and a Kukri knife.

 

[Brannigan1]

zombie costume. more love less war

 

[Skeleon]

Obviously a Daishi Battlemech.
Comin' through! *squish*

 

[C0nn0r666]

crowbar
pistol
axe
p90(really dont think i will find one but i can dream)

 

[Sam G]

Katana.
Let's decapitate shit up!

 

[Karlosdj86]

Flamethrower. Zombies no liek fire.

But zombies no FEEL fire either. so in the 30 sec. to a minute (depends how fat they are) between catching fire and their brain overheating and bursting like an overripe passionfruit there is still chance of them getting to chow down. also flamethrowers are quite heavy so running away is difficult

But at least you will die in a big fiery ball of AWESOME!

An excellent point, a spectacular death is always preferred

 

[chaos13]

But fire always back fires in zombies and monster movies like flamable stuff lighting on fire and explosions. Plus the fact they still come after you if they on fire...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

a healthy supply of phoenix downs. Instant death to zombies.