What would happen if you call 666\616....

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"I'm sorry, if you were expecting the Beast, then he's not home at the moment. He's out trying to convince the phone company that his original number is actually 616. Please leave your message after the eternal damnation."

Interestingly, if you ring 666 6666, you get through to the most expensive mobile number ever... [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/23/mobile_number_sold/]

 

[Izlude_Magnus]

Why would I call Satan when he's sitting next to me?

Is that where he is?
Tell him if he doesn't get my fucking coffee in the next six minutes he's fired.

He's getting right on that and apologises for any inconvenience.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

The world needed to know. Who am I to deny them the knowledge of the Dark One...Terrance

i'll never sleep again!

 

[chronobreak]

I would be very unhappy if you called me this early.

 

[aruseusx]

Hello you've reached the office of Iron Maiden we are sorry to tell you that we cannot come to the phone right now so if you'll just hold ("Number of The Beast" plays)

 

[kaiser_what]

The Number Of The Beast song will play in the background while an operator says, "You have reached Hell. To condemn yourself to the fiery pits of hell, press 1. To sell your soul, press 2. To speak with the Beast himself, press 4."

 

[CaptainCrunch]

The following post is an actual call to Satan. Reader discretion is advised.

"Were sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. If you need help, hang up and call the operator. beep beep beep beep beep beep"

Satan is pretty helpful, but his voice hurts my ear after a while. I'll bet he's better with text messaging.

"hi satn, u there?"
"ya, is me lol"
"cool. just checking "
"np. c u soon"

 

[kaiser_what]

Hello you've reached the office of Iron Maiden we are sorry to tell you that we cannot come to the phone right now so if you'll just hold ("Number of The Beast" plays)

Dammit, you beat me to it.

 

[Sevre]

The Number Of The Beast song will play in the background while an operator says, "You have reached Hell. To condemn yourself to the fiery pits of hell, press 1. To sell your soul, press 2. To speak with the Beast himself, press 4."

No it says "You have reached Hell. To order a takeaway press 1, To book a school tour press 2, To talk to customer services press 3.

 

[TheMatt]

"I'm naked!"

then hang up.

 

[VincentX3]

I would be very unhappy if you called me this early.

I only wanted to get to know you D:

 

[Dr Ampersand]

Were I to dial that number I'd quickly grab some marshmallows, put them on a stick and hold them to the phone to toast them. Also i'd do so with potatoes,toast and any other thing I could.

 

[odBilal]

Why would I call Satan when he's sitting next to me?

Is that where he is?
Tell him if he doesn't get my fucking coffee in the next six minutes he's fired.

I'd probably get an information service or something.

Im coming! With sugar and milk?

 

[Grand_Poohbah]

The Captain Planet Theme Song... that is all

Must call... Must hear planet saving theme song...

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

The Captain Planet Theme Song... that is all

Must call... Must hear planet saving theme song...

Back foul fiend!

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I've already phoned it. I got a dial tone. I think Satan hung up on me =[

 

[VincentX3]

"I'm sorry, if you were expecting the Beast, then he's not home at the moment. He's out trying to convince the phone company that his original number is actually 616. Please leave your message after the eternal damnation."

Interestingly, if you ring 666 6666, you get through to the most expensive mobile number ever... [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/23/mobile_number_sold/]

Interesting indeed...
But a free copy of Diablo 3 would be better

yup...

 

[Lothae]

I called 666 and I got a "this call is not allowed message" :<