What would happen if you call 666\616....

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Grounogeos

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crazyhaircut94 said:
Satan would come, and I'd bring out his only weakness: Hannah Montana.
You said Satan would come. How could you pull out Hannah Montana when that's who came?

In my honest opinion, NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN. IT'S JUST A FUCKING NUMBER. So is 13.
 

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aruseusx said:
Hello you've reached the office of Iron Maiden we are sorry to tell you that we cannot come to the phone right now so if you'll just hold ("Number of The Beast" plays)
Nice....
 

Captain Bobbossa

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Grounogeos said:
crazyhaircut94 said:
Satan would come, and I'd bring out his only weakness: Hannah Montana.
You said Satan would come. How could you pull out Hannah Montana when that's who came?

In my honest opinion, NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN. IT'S JUST A FUCKING NUMBER. So is 13.


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Hanah Montanna... IS SATAN!!!!


or, she is the ruler of Limbo "I got the beeeeeeeeeest of both worlds..."
 

Arkhangelsk

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Grounogeos said:
crazyhaircut94 said:
Satan would come, and I'd bring out his only weakness: Hannah Montana.
You said Satan would come. How could you pull out Hannah Montana when that's who came?

In my honest opinion, NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN. IT'S JUST A FUCKING NUMBER. So is 13.
Touché.
 

Azraellod

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well, right now i'll probably answer. i wasn't making enough working part time as death, so i got another job taking calls for Satan.

616 is if you want to sell your soul to him for something, and 666 is complaints.

popular requests for souls include becoming famous, becoming rich, becoming powerful, growing wings, and becoming invisible. i get payed by the call, so dial whenever you want.

no one ever calls 666 twice...
 

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Azraellod said:
well, right now i'll probably answer. i wasn't making enough working part time as death, so i got another job taking calls for Satan.

616 is if you want to sell your soul to him for something, and 666 is complaints.

popular requests for souls include becoming famous, becoming rich, becoming powerful, growing wings, and becoming invisible. i get payed by the call, so dial whenever you want.

no one ever calls 666 twice...
Must......not......ask.........why......
 

Therumancer

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I see it this way, the world is boring. Like anything else that might be interesting urban legends typically turn out to be false whether they are good or bad.

Personally though I'd imagine that with tons of people dialing numbers like that to see what happens the Phone Company locked them in a way to prevent the overuse/traffic.

As far as whether it's 666 or 616 the intention is clear when people list them. It's not worth argueing semantics over.


>>>----Therumancer--->
 

Negdaen

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Okay first of all. All of you that made a "Why would I call my own number?" joke, you suck cause you found this post before I could make mine. "I would get my voicemail."

Also, forget the 616 BS. I take things too seriously but I don't take things THAT seriously that I have to post about a mistranslation when 4 other people have posted about it. I did tech support for Verizon's FIOS phone services. Satan would probably have the 666 forwarding to his 616 number, so shut it.

And your all wrong, you would get Dell tech support. Everyone knows Sata lives in the Hamptons.
And on a personal note: I probably shouldn't read joke threads after watching ZP. :p
 

Azraellod

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Abedeus said:
"You better hurry up, you pulled me out of a hot tub with Saddam and a couple of incubuses!"
i think it is succubi actually.

VincentX3 said:
Azraellod said:
well, right now i'll probably answer. i wasn't making enough working part time as death, so i got another job taking calls for Satan.

616 is if you want to sell your soul to him for something, and 666 is complaints.

popular requests for souls include becoming famous, becoming rich, becoming powerful, growing wings, and becoming invisible. i get payed by the call, so dial whenever you want.

no one ever calls 666 twice...
Must......not......ask.........why......
it's because i am excellent at solving these problems people have with contracts in a perfectly non-violent way. that's why i was hired.

also Satan has an army of lawyers. no one bothers complaining after they find out about that.
 

alygishere

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I did rang once , and , as expected , it rang busy , guess the evil dude doesn't have more than one line available:)
 

ace_of_something

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wait... 616 are the first 3 digits of MY phone number...

I know if I dial 1616 at work I get the protestant chaplain. (as opposed to the catholic one who is 1617)
 

Negdaen

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Azraellod said:
Abedeus said:
"You better hurry up, you pulled me out of a hot tub with Saddam and a couple of incubuses!"
i think it is succubi actually.
I think it is incubbi, actually. That being the plural of incubus, and an incubus being a male sucubus.
Aunel said:
is it possible to request a number from your phone company, than you could get that number, and everytime somebody calls you you could reply with satan's voicemail "hey, you reached satans, leave a message after the tortured howl, and I will get back to you, keep it evil, bye"
You can actually request the number. But the problems and process would be so hellish Satan would be impressed. You for one would probably be charged money. And that is if the number isn't already owned by someone. And if it is under the jurisdiction of another phone company then forget it. Numbers are like vitamins to phone companies. And they don't like giving them up, even though there are laws saying they have to.

It's sad the trouble you have to go through for a simple prank.
 

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What i believe you would hear:
Welcome, you have called 666. That's 999 upside down. Here's the difference. 999 helps you. 666 doesn't. On the contrary, it might even kill you. 999 gives you help service such as the fire brigade, the police, and an ambulance. 666 doesn't give you all that. It gives you a troublesome life, and you just called it. By the way, did you know that 666 is the devil's number? That means bad things will happen. VERY, bad things (joker laugh). Good luck. It's pointless. BYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!
 

VincentX3

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Goldeneye103X2 said:
What i believe you would hear:
Welcome, you have called 666. That's 999 upside down. Here's the difference. 999 helps you. 666 doesn't. On the contrary, it might even kill you. 999 gives you help service such as the fire brigade, the police, and an ambu...
*Hangs up*

It really is a torture calling that number...