What would happen if you call 666\616....

[Robz_Defheadz]

sod all?

 

[The Shade]

You get the following message:

"The number you are trying to dial is unavailable or disconnected."

 

[AboveUp]

But anyway, do you know what happens? Probably nothing, but ever since I tried to summon bloody Mary and literally went hysterical in the hours leading up to midnight only to find I'm still alive and that I did it wrong, I've learned not to tamper with superstition, despite how dumb it may be.

What you should do, is take 2 mirrors and stand in between them. Then at midnight say Bloody Mary 3 times and duck as fast as you can.

If you'd call 666 you'd probably get a record deal allowing you to turn even the most terrible and awkward of songs into pop hits.

 

[RobbPWNS]

A voice says, "You will die in-"
"Right, can I get Satan? I wanted to talk to him about that deal again."
"He's right here."
"Hey, so if I sell you my soul, you'll teach me to play the fiddle?"
He then hangs up in fear of a Charlie Daniels repeat.

 

[Parallel Streaks]

I would, but I really don't like talking to my parents.

Ba-dum tish.

 

[Ironic]

Why would I call Satan when he's sitting next to me?

LOL.

But anyway, do you know what happens? Probably nothing, but ever since I tried to summon bloody Mary and literally went hysterical in the hours leading up to midnight only to find I'm still alive and that I did it wrong, I've learned not to tamper with superstition, despite how dumb it may be.

I feel for you, I wanted to try that one time when I was a lad.
But it was bloody scary x[

Haha,

Biggie smalls, biggie smalls...biggie smalls!

Gotta love southpark.

 

[Leppyman]

dailing the number, Satan would aswer, listen to his own remix of" thru the fire and the flame" , and tell you to call back later, becuase he's on his jogging machine.






Dragonforce FTW!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

In england there's supposedly a hotline that is 666, and if dialed after the watershed you get a voice recording that's meant to be the devil, or something.

there is? sweet

 

[HentMas]

Yahtzee would answer saying "how the fuck did you get my home number?? never call me again you cock sucking twat" and then slamming the phone down.

or perhaps "welcome to Windows Vista support"

who knows

 

[Soxafloppin]

I would expect to hear some james blunt songs, thats it really.

 

[megapenguinx]

I called and ended up in a nice conversation with a man named Steve. He was wondering why there were a bunch of people calling all of a sudden.

 

[KP Shadow]

Maybe It'd be the Borange Fobbies (the name of the group that created Fobbies are Borange, Loids are not Christmas, and Tree from my Youth) singing their remix of "Come Sail Away" from Fobbies are Borange Episode 26.

 

[TheDean]

maybe i'd hear rap. It doesn't get worse than rap.

Then again, why would 666/616 be bad? If it's anti-that-god-guy it's probably awesome.

You know what...... YOUR ABSOLUTLY RIGHT!
Have a cookie!

om nom nom

 

[Allstar309]

Jesus would come down from the heavens and tell you to stop calling him.

 

[Bernzz]

The Number Of The Beast song will play in the background while an operator says, "You have reached Hell. To condemn yourself to the fiery pits of hell, press 1. To sell your soul, press 2. To speak with the Beast himself, press 4."

What's 3?

 

[Parallel Streaks]

The Number Of The Beast song will play in the background while an operator says, "You have reached Hell. To condemn yourself to the fiery pits of hell, press 1. To sell your soul, press 2. To speak with the Beast himself, press 4."

What's 3?

Precisely. 3 is the ultimate torture, you don't know what it is, but don't want to press it in fear of something horrible happening.

It's actually a pre-recorded message saying "Oh, look who's hot shit, pressing 3 like that. Well done, you're impervious to my torture. Now if you don't mind I'm busy making Fable III and trying to seduce Milo".

 

[skitzo van]

I did it and it went to a Los Angeles hotline. I'm not kidding

 

[Nouw]

Why would I call Satan when he's sitting next to me?

Why would I call Satan when I am Satan?

OT:I would say "My friends are Christians! You can't hurt me!" then I would hang up.