What would happen if you put a Werewolf on the moon?

[Gebi10000]

he'd die of asphyxiation?

 

[funguy2121]

Title sort of explains it.

I think that on the moon, the person will become a Werewolfwhatever stage of the lunar cycle the moon is in, regardless of if it's a full moon.

But what do you think happens?

(Yes, this thread has very little point, but it could be fun and interesting. And yes, I am a bit bored.)

Well David Grohl with sunglasses, to answer your question...um, I don't have an answer.

Um, werewolves aren't real? Yup, that's my answer. Just don't go putting vampires on the moon, even if they're some of these new empathetic vampires who don't want to kill people and are just misunderstood and look like Teen Beat models.

What are we talking about again? Oh yeah, David Grohl!

 

[KazNecro]

Is this one of those Pseudo-Zen type questions that people think up when they're stoned?

Other Examples: If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Or: Is there another word for synonym?

 

[Ryuk2]

He would die.
But if there would be some kind of a moon base or something, I don't think anything would happen. As it's some sort of a curse that works only when you can see full moon from Earth and when your on moon you can't see the full moon from Earth...because your not on Earth (?).

 

[SD-Fiend]

well in reality die of either asphyxiation but if he could somehow breath like we terra formed the moon or something then it would probably go super wolf

 

[Kilowog17]

It would inevitably piss on the only vertical object on the moon. The American Flag.

 

[TotallyFake]

His chest would explode because it's filled with air and the moon has no atmosphere...
If he'd just exhaled fully he'd simply choke to death.

After either he'd freeze, since the moon's temperature is hundreds of degrees south of freezing point.

Oh yeah, and werewolves are awesome.
On Earth. Not in outer space.

Actually the moon gets pretty hot in the day, and bloody cold at night. It swings from -153 to 107. So he'd boil. And would he freeze? No atmosphere, so no conduction, and radiation is pretty crummy. Space works so unintuitively, I really have no idea how quickly he'd lose heat.

 

[Jiggabyte]

I'd like to think it would evolve into some variety of super-werewolf (which sounds like a terrible final boss or pseudo-Naruto plot), but its a known fact that all that lunar energy absorption would induce Werecancer. That, mixed with the lack of pressure and how hot it can get, means... well... ever watch popcorn get cooked? Its a lot like that, but a lot furrier and bloodier than your usual variety.

 

[Carboncrown]

Since at least in some myths they draw their power from the moon, standing on it would make their power levels go over nine thousand, resulting in godthropia.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

It'd be a NEW MOON.

 

[Joe_Fitzsimmons]

would suffocate and die.
youd also have to find a way to the moon first considering noones ever been there before

 

[Rooster893]

IDK


Die?
Things with lungs tend to die in the vacuum of space.

 

[orangebandguy]

He'd blow up I expect, all that lunar energy and whatnot.

 

[Jiggabyte]

Since at least in some myths they draw their power from the moon, standing on it would make their power levels go over nine thousand, resulting in godthropia.

I prefer this theory of Hyperlycanthropy.

youd also have to find a way to the moon first considering noones ever been there before

Haha what.

 

[Limasol]

I like how all the smart asses are like "yeah he would die through lack of oxygen durrrr" failing to jump and hit the most obvious douche comment which is "werewolves don't exist" - Either both parts have to be taken for granted or not.
this is partly why i said nothing would happen.

 

[yosophat]

He would die, or just depending on the lunar cycle on earth would transform..??.. I would need more information on why Werewolves transform at full moons to make a better hypothesis.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I'm guessing it would suffocate.

 

[Jaranja]

He would always be a Werewolf, simple.
EDIT: Now, after that he would really die.
Because there is no air.
And it's, well... vacuum

Now: What would happen if you stood on a heat-seeking missile?

It would explode as soon as you touched it?

 

[LeonLethality]

(imagine a werewolf with wings that can breath acid).

Sounds like my ex wife! ba dum tish [http://instantrimshot.com/]
[sub]Never married I just wanted to make a corny joke...[/sub]

I think he would just be a wolf forever until he dies from lack of oxygen that is.