What would you be if you weren't human?

[Daniel Cygnus]

Something that could fly. Possibly a hawk.

 

[Uberjoe19]

Saiyan
Cybertonian
Predator
Chozo
Ghost
Dragon or
Tiger

Tigers are more hardcore than dragons. Everyone knows that.

 

[teutonicman]

I'd want to be Galactus and just start chompin down on some planets.

 

[dalek sec]

The virus from Prototype.

I officially win.

This sounds actually pretty good. Granted it wouldn't be me exactly but being able to shapeshift, take ungodly amounts of damage and be crazy strong does have it's perks to it. Just make sure no one know's it's you though or they might try and hunt you down.

 

[Uberjoe19]

Based on all my DnD experiences, I'd want to be an elf. Outside DnD, I'd want to be a Hylian, a Zora, or a Ctarl Ctarl. Or whatever alien race Haruko Haruhara is. They attack with guitars!!

You've made the anime nerd in me squeal in glee. So many interesting characters. Why not something interesting like a Youkai from Kanokon?

 

[jubosu]

I'm human?
I doubt it.
But I suppose Krogan or The Super Human Space Marines.

 

[oldmanwynter]

I'd be Captain Kirk. Win.

 

[Heeman89]

Elite from Halo or a Kantus from Gears of War 2

 

[Uberjoe19]

I'd be Captain Kirk. Win.

Much win. You'd beat the shit out of aliens and get the hot green Orion girls.

Also, welcome to the Escapist.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

It depends on which universe I'm in. If I were in the Marvel-Universe I'd either be a humanoid Mutant [in Professor X's school] or a corpse in the belly of Galactus

If I were in the Star Wars Galaxy, I would [like to be] a Twi-Lek Mandalorian [of course, being a Force Wielder would be bad ass, Jedi or Sith]

 

[TheGreatDirectorWatanbe]

Doppelganger you gotta admit being someone's twin would be fun.

 

[secretshadow90]

Based on all my DnD experiences, I'd want to be an elf. Outside DnD, I'd want to be a Hylian, a Zora, or a Ctarl Ctarl. Or whatever alien race Haruko Haruhara is. They attack with guitars!!

You've made the anime nerd in me squeal in glee. So many interesting characters. Why not something interesting like a Youkai from Kanokon?

erm, because I haven't seen it ^_^; I need to have time to develop my anime nerd credentials (and it took me forever to think of non-human things anyway. Must increase range of stuff) Also, now I have the opportunity to say I want to be the first female Pyramid Head. Because Pyramid Head is awesome.

 

[Treblaine]

Chuck Norris.

He is the one and only remaining example of the species Hetero Erectus... which also happens to be his Porn Star name. Though no one has ever actually seen his porn, for as a rule he kills every male who ever looks at his balls.

There is in fact a video tape that if you watch it you get a phone call, that says "7 days... in 7 days Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face so hard it's going to start hurting now".

They call the video "Das Boot" because a boot is the last thing you will see before you die.

 

[FalloutJack]

If I were not a human, see, I tell you what I'd be.
If something else I could just be, a demon-god for me!

With a death death death, and a kill kill kill, reaping all day long.
A death death death and a kill kill kill, I'd sing this merry song!

 

[AmbroseBaal]

My top 11 in no order

11.Grim Reaper

10.Deamon Prince (Warhammer 40k)

9.Kate Beckinsale/Megan Fox/Jessica Alba/Eva Longoria/Jessica Biel (they are so hot they can't be human)

8.Agent Smith (virus)

7.Bumblebee (transformer)

6.Freddie Kruger (is he human??)

5.Immortal Jellyfish http://listverse.com/2009/08/10/top-10-badass-living-creatures/

4.Kraken (sea monster)

3.Predator (alien)

2.Starcraft Protoss Dark Templar (invisible badass)

1.Starkiller (force unleashed)

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Majin Buu.
"Buu make you chocolate"

 

[presidentjlh]

A large rock that can see and hear, yet not feel pain, located in a beautiful isolated part of the world.

I would contently watch the world, in peace.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Personally: I would become a Homunculus and plot the destruction of all of Humanity.
I just really like their abilities and powers (not to mention they are all named for one of the 7 Sins=WIN)
or to be exact....this guy

Spoiler: May all of you bastards burn

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Animal I'm most like would be a parrot.

I'm annoying, smart, I mimic things, and I never know when to shut up.

=D

If I had a choice, I think Cats have a pretty sweet life.

 

[Always_Remain]

Since I'm a Mass Effect Nerd I'd either be a Quarian or Krogan.

On one hand I could total steal Tali before Shep gets his hands all over him. (that is not spoiler. That is all over the interwebz)

And on the other I could be a walking tank. With a badass voice! And be buddies with Wrex! Yeah!

Actually you know what I pick Shepard

Spoiler: OH NOES SOMETHING YOU'D LEARN IN THE FIRST TEN MINUTES OF MASS EFFECT 2

since he's kinda a cyborg now.

And have Mordin do some science to make Quarians and Humans compatible. IT'S THE FUTURE DAMNIT!