What would you be if you weren't human?

[DerekTheMagicDragun]

Dragon.

Or God.

 

[blankedboy]

A Lombax. D'oh.

Spoiler: Isn't that obvious?

Two problems.

1. It's from I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER
2. It's got Rachet in it.

So no.

OT: I have no idea at first thought, but...
Seth (not the egyptian god)

 

[Alux]

I'd be a toaster. Something nice and calm and inconspicuous; then BAM! The house burns down and the daughter's knocked up. No one ever expects the toaster.

 

[Foxtrotk72]

For me it would be a Geth like Legion

 

[Brad Shepard]

I would totally be a Drell, like Thane. They are just so badass.

but you would have to live in a super dry place or risk a preety fed up death.

OT: A Reploid maybe

or probley a elf, i like being human, and a elf is more or less a human with a longer live span.

 

[Kollega]

Two problems.

1. It's from I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER
2. It's got Ratchet in it.

So no.

That was actually made by me for personal use. I could have used any other "demotivator generator" instead of Cheezburger, would that make you happy? And what's the problem with Ratchet - are you allergic to cuteness? Or is a stealth pun just that awful?

 

[Syntax Man]

probably a Turian

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I'd be Azathoth. Look it up bitches!

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

I'd be some kind of shapeshifter. That way I wouldn't be limited to only one choice.

 

[Jark212]

Does a Big Sister count as inhuman? Cos I'd want to be one of those. Even though I'm male.

If you ever became a Big Sister I'd like to take you out on a date...

I'd like to be a High Ranking Demon Defector. But more human like...

 

[mrbones228]

Time lord FTW, I'd zoom around the universe in my tardis wreaking havoc wherever I go.

 

[Comma-Kazie]

I'd go with Time Lord (Dr Who anybody?); insanely awesome tech, near infinite lifespan, and the ability to go anywhere, anytime, with anybody.

 

[Blanks]

A Highlander >.>, and upon realizing this i can't say i'd be surprised

 

[Corsion]

I'd be a pig. They have 5 hour orgasms.

 

[Deef]

A FUCKING LIZARD! I"D HAVE A FUCKING TALE THAT FUCKING IS SCALY AND SHIT! CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE WITH A SCALY TAIL? I DIDN'T THINK SO!

 

[StrangerQ]

TES nord with lycantrophy

 

[Kaymish]

well the star elves from my unfinished fiction series since space borne high tech eves is just that much awesome

but failing the the ori from stargate being a god would be pretty darn cool i think

 

[Spiner909]

A coconut crab, so I can scare the hell out of people.

 

[ace_of_something]

Do I get to pick or do you mean what might make sense?
If I pick I choose Norse Demi god. They seem to have a lot of fun.