What would you be if you weren't human?
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Stephen Fry (He transcends humanity from what I've heard)
Lord Canti would also be a fine choice
Yoko
Argonian
Stephen Fry (He transcends humanity from what I've heard)
Lord Canti would also be a fine choice
if anything even human, it would be Spy from TF2.
but if you consider that human, then i will choose again.
Insect King on another planet. ya. thats nice.
but if you consider that human, then i will choose again.
Insect King on another planet. ya. thats nice.
I would be a Y.E.T.I. No idea what it stands for but it is cute and fuzzy and can rip you limb from limb.
Or yes a Lombax, for the same reasons except that he does it with a wrench instead of claws.Kollega said:A Lombax. D'oh.
Really? I don't actually find Zoe Saldana that attractive, to be honest. And as for DirtyCommie's post, why be her vibrator? Just being her boyfriend would be better because as a vibrator you don't actually get to see anything, which kind of takes most of the fun away...NeoAC said:
Anyway, I'd be a vampire, but I'd be a Twilight vampire. Without sparkling, or drinking animal blood. My reasoning is that the only weakness they actually have is they die by being ripped apart and burnt, which means I can't die from accidents, I can still go in the sun or eat garlic, and I won't have the pitchfork mobs after me. As far as mentality, other ttributes and lifestyle go though, it'd be like Vampire: The Masquerade... Bloodlines in particular (look at the box art to see why ;D).
I'll keep it grounded in reality, otherwise I'd say Nameless One from Planescape. Curse, my ass. He was unimaginative.
So realistically, a Utahraptor. Twenty feet of Upper Jurassic death, and pretty intelligent to boot. Plus you eat the biggest land animals ever.
Or an orca would be cool to. I like eating things bigger than me and hunting in packs.
So realistically, a Utahraptor. Twenty feet of Upper Jurassic death, and pretty intelligent to boot. Plus you eat the biggest land animals ever.
Or an orca would be cool to. I like eating things bigger than me and hunting in packs.
Hmm... Far too many things...
A turian (I think that they are strangely cuddly... Plus they have awesome spikeys. And if I was a turian I would finally find out how the hell the female turians look!)
European-version Dragon
Pretty much any were-creature, preferably werewolf or weretiger
A fairie, like, badass "piss me off and I curse your descendants for a thousand years" fairie
Possibly a vampire, depending on what legends you go by. I wouldn't be able to go without garlic...
A turian (I think that they are strangely cuddly... Plus they have awesome spikeys. And if I was a turian I would finally find out how the hell the female turians look!)
European-version Dragon
Pretty much any were-creature, preferably werewolf or weretiger
A fairie, like, badass "piss me off and I curse your descendants for a thousand years" fairie
Possibly a vampire, depending on what legends you go by. I wouldn't be able to go without garlic...
