What would you be if you weren't human?

[Pingieking]

Asari.
Sexy mind influencing girls with force-like powers.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

A shape shifting God.

 

[Wastedtime]

I thought this thread was something along the lines of what would you reincarnate as and I had a snazzy bear line set up but I guess that's not how the cards are dealt. Bastard OP (I kid).

OT: I think I'd have to go as some sort of space-bear. Then there'd be no paws when I went into light speed. Haw haw haw.

The Luggage from Terry Pratchett's Discworld, it's half suitcase, half homocidal maniac. It "eat's" pretty much anything, has what i assume to be a multidimensional space inside it and hundreds of little legs to stamp on things with .

Or an Orangutan...

I'm sensing a bit of a theme here. If both options were closed to you, would you perhaps be a wizzard?

If both options were closed?, then i'd be Giant Space Turtle with four elephants on my back carrying a disc-like world. ;D.

 

[Tiny116]

Vulcan /thread XD

Romulan or Cardassian. /thread

Or a Timelord.

Or a Fremen..

Touche
Romulans are the bad asses

and Timelords are pretty much Gods.

I concede good sir.

 

[Aunel]

I would be a sentient bass amp,
cut out the middle man, make the sounds myself

 

[gamefreakbsp]

The Dahaka from Prince of Persia. Hello badassery!

 

[FightThePower]

A lion.

Sleeping ~20 hours a day? Hell yes.

 

[Kajt]

If I wasn't Human, I (wish I) would be either an Asgard or a Protoss.

 

[Split Moon]

I would be an Immortal. Preferably for lost odyssey.
I could take a comet to the face and live and there would be other immortals as well to keep me company.

 

[TwoShedsKeisadiya]

i would be this guy: http://image28.webshots.com/28/1/80/19/276218019sSKQCM_ph.jpg

 

[Quantana]

a tapir deffenitly lots and lots of kudos for who gets the reference
(i'll give you a hint it's a dutch thing )

 

[mip0]

God's father.

 

[TwoShedsKeisadiya]

a tapir deffenitly lots and lots of kudos for who gets the reference
(i'll give you a hint it's a dutch thing )

an animal-like pig that has a long snout?

 

[Neeko Masochist]

"Destroy all Humans!" Springs to mind. xD

 

[Dapsen]

lately i've been reading the inheritance cycle so, DRAGON RIDER!

god i cant wait till the next book comes out...

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Human Form Replicator

 

[Joey245]

I would have to say, being a Na'vi would be pretty awesome. I'm pretty clumsy, and Na'vi are really agile. It would be a joy.

Either that, or a Wookie. Wookies own every other Star Wars race.

Or a Time Lord.

Or maybe a Krogan.


AURGH, too many to choose from!

 

[Marmalade]

A complete immortal.
By that i mean not being able to be killed by anything and live for all eternity.
If i get beheaded i just grow a new body. If i get buried well i've got some years to get out.

 

[engineermk2004]

Q
Star Trek's Q.
"You just modify the gravitational constant of the universe."
"Okay, how do you propose we do that."
"You JUST DO IT!"