What would you buy to make the cashier wonder what the hell you're into?
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Marshmallows, jelly (fruit lumps optional), ligher fluid, an extension cable, a giant teddy bear, candles and a rubber ball. T'would be a glorious night.
Marshmallows, jelly (fruit lumps optional), ligher fluid, an extension cable, a giant teddy bear, candles and a rubber ball. T'would be a glorious night.
Once bought 5 canisters of Crisco, a pack of condoms and a plunger. The look on the cashier's face was priceless.
Seriously funny thing to do: Go shopping with your partner/ spouse and fill the cart up with booze of all varieties. Beer, wine, vodka, whatever just pile it in. then place right on top a pack of diapers.
When you reach the checkout, have a look through your wallet and announce to your partner (loudly) that you don't have quite enough and then go and put the diapers back on the shelf.
Never done it, but i would giggle if i saw it.
When you reach the checkout, have a look through your wallet and announce to your partner (loudly) that you don't have quite enough and then go and put the diapers back on the shelf.
Never done it, but i would giggle if i saw it.
once I bought a tee shirt that said I am here to kill people and chew gum and I am all out of gum a ski mask a toy gun black spray spent a black trench coat and tinted sunglasses I needed a new rain coat and black spray paint for my models and everything else ended up costing about 10 bucks on discount.
Duck tape, jelly beans, an airfix model kit, a length of rope, toilet paper, the magic roundabout DVD, and PVC guttering.
If anyone guesses what im building id be suprised as they are
If anyone guesses what im building id be suprised as they are
While I was at a gun store once, I asked the clerk for an automatic rifle, a 12-gauge, and a .32 semi-automatic pistol. Then, after I gathered up those and the ammunition for them, I walked up the the front desk and asked if they stocked sacks, ski masks, trench coats, and DIY pipe bombs.
He looked like this:
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He looked like this:
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I think somebody's been watching Ed Byrne!socialmenace42 said:
OT: Me and my male friend walked in to Ann Summers to get his GF some fluffy handcuffs (I know right?) so here's us both talking about him going back to the military in a few weeks before he goes to Afghan, when he holds up some Cherry lube and goes "Is this edible!?" and squirted some on his hand. He then bought a big tub of nipple rub, and put that, and the lube on the counter.
Cashier's face was a picture.
Ah, you've rumbled me, but thanks; I couldn't remember quite where I'd seen that.KaiRai said:I think somebody's been watching Ed Byrne!socialmenace42 said:
OT: Me and my male friend walked in to Ann Summers to get his GF some fluffy handcuffs (I know right?) so here's us both talking about him going back to the military in a few weeks before he goes to Afghan, when he holds up some Cherry lube and goes "Is this edible!?" and squirted some on his hand. He then bought a big tub of nipple rub, and put that, and the lube on the counter.
Cashier's face was a picture.
