What would you buy to make the cashier wonder what the hell you're into?

[cracky6i9]

I want those hulkster cheeseburgers so bad, where did you find them?!

OT: My friend bought: 1.) vasoline 2.) Bambi on DVD or VHS 3.) Kleenex

 

[Tartarga]

Some bagels, a tube of lubrication jelly, a flare gun, some condoms, and two goldfish.

 

[dfphetteplace]

When I was about 20, I needed to cut down a tree in my yard, so I went into the Home Depot (mind you, when I was that age I dressed very gothic, I was wearing my trench coat and who knows what else at the time), picked up a hack saw, an axe, some chain, and then had a guy cut me 50 feet of rope. While cutting the rope for me he looked in my cart and asked what I was doing. Without a second thought, I said with a perfectly straight face, "Snuff film". The guy hands me the rope and walked off very quickly. Kind of surprised he didn't call the cops or anything. Now if I went and bought this stuff now, no one would give it a second thought. I'm sure it was just the way I was dressed that made him wonder.

 

[titanium turtle]

a lot of jam, a lot of marmite, a plunger, an extension cable and a helluva lotta porn

 

[TimeLord]

*Creates a time bubble with a kettle and some string*

A 1950's LP,
4 tubes of lubricant
5 bales of straw
and 1 copy of a Johnny Cash CD, chosen at random

 

[superbatranger]

I would buy all the various items needed to make a bomb. Just to give them the ''uhhh''.. feeling.

And how would youuu know how to make a bomb?

I'd probably buy Vaseline, a bag of carrots, box of condoms, chocolate syrup, rope, an electric toothbrush, a knife, pain pills, some tequila and band-aids.

Tyler Durden taught me how to make a bomb.

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