What would you buy to make the cashier wonder what the hell you're into?

[Rainboq]

Seventeen clip on earrings, a cell phone, some lubricant, any kind will do, a copy of windows Vista, an RBG cable, a picture frame, a goat horn, a Justin Beiber album and a shotgun. MIXED SIGNALS FTW

 

[tavelkyosoba]

Condoms and cat treats.

Meijer is a strange place.

 

[SimuLord]

12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!

Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

 

[Firmanter]

A few bottles of bleach, hammer, hacksaw, ice cream, three knives, one spoon and a hello kitty lunchbox.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Pyjamas, jam, mayonaise, lighter fluid, some Barry Manalow, fake poo, brocolli, chainsaw, 3 phillips screws, pack of playing cards, anything within a cardboard box, some girly magazine, Nuts, Nuts (the magazine), Kleenex, K-Nex, Chicken Kievs and a packet of chewing gum.

 

[A random person]

12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!

Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

You sick pervert, stay away from my kids!

On topic, a garden hose, some spices, an issue of the New Yorker, some soap, and the complete 3rd season of House.

Spoiler: Also, obligatory XKCD plug.

 

[Disconnected]

I've always wanted to go into a store and buy sleeping pills, knives, a shovel, stain remover, new sheets and a blender. Bonus points to me if I hold up the stain remover and say "do you think this'll get blood out?". I'm not wacky enough to actually do it though. :\

 

[carnage3rd]

condom , lube, rope, sleeping pills

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I think I would buy a Box, some string, A ruler and a teddy bear.

MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Calumon: Caramel Cookie for reference!

 

[Treblaine]

Clothes, Boots and a motorcycle.

But don't forget to say "please".

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Nappies, sleeping pills, condoms, gaffer tape.

^A step too far, probably^

A length of string.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Ruler, Large Cardboard Box, String, and enough Chocolate buttons to make a long trail out of.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Condoms, a video camera, a large bottle of pickling vinegar and a lot of bleach.

 

[Asmundr]

I'd buy some PVC pipe, a large remote controlled airplane, a small camcorder, box cutter knives, screws, BB's, a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and a bottle of NOS Energy Drink.

I'd never make it past the check out counter
(Especially now that I have a nice beard going xD)

 

[tombman888]

A cardboard box, a stick, a teddy bear and a piece of string hmmmmm.

I think I would buy a Box, some string, A ruler and a teddy bear.

MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Calumon: Caramel Cookie for reference!

family guy, that made me lol a bit

 

[Estocavio]

4 different types of Condoms and Lemon Juice.
Its probably better if you dont read too much into why i wanted these.

 

[Strid]

This reminds me of a football camp I went on once, our team was bored and for some reason decided to egg some houses. Anyways, we all went down to the nearest service station and bought like 6 cartons of eggs, judging by the weird looks that the attendant gave us he knew what the eggs were for.

 

[superbatranger]

I would buy all the various items needed to make a bomb. Just to give them the ''uhhh''.. feeling.

And how would youuu know how to make a bomb?

I'd probably buy Vaseline, a bag of carrots, box of condoms, chocolate syrup, rope, an electric toothbrush, a knife, pain pills, some tequila and band-aids.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Some pet food, a gaming magazine, some engine oil, a rubber toy animal and forty condoms.

 

[ctf1990]

There seems to be a theme of adding condoms to your mix of goodies. But I digress...

I'd buy a fire extinguisher, a pack of water balloons, and 3 cans of Monster.