What would you buy to make the cashier wonder what the hell you're into?

[The Infinite]

Hmm go to the butchers area and get a Goats Head, Go to the arts section and get some black and white face paint, then go get some sharp point knives, get some candles while you are at it. Then to top it all of a massive amount of candy!

 

[Nikolai Smirnov]

A shotgun, ammo for the shotgun, gasmask, 12 cans of gas, and matches.

 

[S.R.S.]

Condoms and ANYTHING else, really the only thing that might suit the situation is Gatorade.

 

[traineesword]

If you're female: A pregnancy test and a single coat hanger.

If you're male: Antidepressants and a box of shotgun slugs.

Something completely not morbid: The cheapest CD you can find and a package of Crisco.

ooooh, thats a good one I think if you wore a ring on your finger though, it would be funnier to be a male and buy those things XD
(assuming, obviously, the cashier doesn't just ... i don't know, call the police or something there)

 

[C.G.B.S]

Last year i bought coconut (because i like them), a bottle of kerosene and a box of beer (because i was young, stupid and going to a party). Then without thinking (because i was young and stupid) i went to the checkout were my mums friend was working. I got a really concerned call from my parents the next day.

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

childish things and heavy metal, dunno why but you get some strange looks

 

[Mozza444]

Tub of Vaseline
Box of king size tissues
The new Miley Cyrus DVD

Or is that taking it too far?

 

[NeedAUserName]

A copy of Boondock Saints, a box of tissues and a tube of lube.

 

[sunburst]

Get a tub of Crisco then walk up to the register and ask for the price on a box of condoms. Look thoughtful for a few moments before declining. Walk back into the store for a few minutes and return the register with a roll of Saran Wrap and a bag of rubber bands.

 

[RanD00M]

Cannibal Holocaust has lots of animals being killed though, real ones, so you'd probably want to avoid that.

I've already seen CH.And I did sorta get grossed out by the animal scenes.But the human scenes did nothing to me.

 

[Battenbergcake]

A bible, holy water, an oak stake, rings of garlic and the twilight series.

 

[steampunk42]

already done this one and it gets them every time, three identical GI joes, a spray can of engine starter, a lighter, and condoms. makes their eyes swell and they actually look slightly scared as they check you out

 

[Valkyira]

Actually, my penchant for buying incredibly violent and disturbing movies has led to a few odd looks.

I'll never forget when I got the film August Underground on DVD, when the fresh faced cashier asked me what it was about, and I told her. She went very quiet.

August Underground is one fucked up movie.

 

[RanD00M]

Cannibal Holocaust has lots of animals being killed though, real ones, so you'd probably want to avoid that.

I've already seen CH.And I did sorta get grossed out by the animal scenes.But the human scenes did nothing to me.

You are strange....

I have come to the conclusion that most of the human race don't deserve to live.But the dog will most of the time stay with his master.