What would you buy to make the cashier wonder what the hell you're into?

[Marter]

Buying porn. If you were to do that, you'd get funny looks.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

Condoms, handcuffs, lots of booze and a giant rubber duck.

 

[Skorpyo]

Lighter fluid, lube, donuts, bullets, a Rambo box set, a tent, candy, and a Lady Gaga CD.

 

[sabbat]

1 box of fireworks
1 strap-on
10 tubes of KY
1 bowling ball
20 golf balls
1 hammer
1 box of nails
1 bike chain
1 whip
1 car battery
1 gimp suit
bandages.
ice.

Let the cashier work that one out!

 

[Iron Criterion]

A Miley Cyrus DVD, a box of tissues, a carrot and an energy drink.

 

[ydkwidrmw]

A Miley Cyrus DVD, a box of tissues, a carrot and an energy drink.

that ... leaves little to the imagination

 

[elfshiree]

Some sleep drugs, a leather belt, some rope, nunchucks, a pink wig, a lava lamp, a bunch of goldfish, a rectal thermometer, tampons, and some Tellitubby DVD's

 

[Ibanez887]

A gun, 2 bottles of lube, a slasher flick collection, a fruit basket, A Justin Bebier CD, tube socks, flares, leather belts, some gum, a comb, and ice
The confusion would kill a man twice

 

[sabbat]

Well me and my best friend both bought condoms at the same time (2 different boxes!)
and the cashier lady thought we were gay together so she asked how long we've been together.

most awkward moment of my life

So, you're still in the closet, then.

I kid. Been in simalar situations myself. I even went along with the charade, once.

 

[Stryc9]

10 boxes of condoms, the biggest bottle of mayonnaise in the store, and one of those slingshots for shooting water balloons. Not very confusing but if the cashier can put 1+1+1 together they'll understand you're up to no good.

 

[Logic 0]

A box of donut's, three tubes of KY, six dvd's of twilight, two lighters, three cases of lighter fluid two boxes of underwear, a G-cup bra, Two cases of dr.pepper and and a hand grenade.

I know what I'm doing with that.

 

[Iron Criterion]

A Miley Cyrus DVD, a box of tissues, a carrot and an energy drink.

that ... leaves little to the imagination

The DVD is for my sister.
The tissues are for my cold.
The carrot is to feed my rabbit.
And the energy drink is to restore fatigue sapped by my cold.

Why what did you think I meant?

 

[sabbat]

A nice way to do this is to go down each aisle in the store and select one item from each place.

My greatest combination ever:

One tin Heinz spaghetti in Tomato Sauce
One pack of dried apple bits
One 24 pack of condoms in various flavours
A 16 pack of toilet roll
Gerbil food
A carton of eggs
Raspberry jam
6 pack of Lucozade
3 litres of Apple cider
1 litre of vanilla ice-cream

All bought (deliberately) while in the company of two guy friends, all of us dressed rather flamboyantly in various shades of neon. The cashier could barely even speak to tell us how much it all cost. (One of my friends spent the entire time with his arm round my waist as well, which I think enhanced the effect.)

My friends and I often play simalar pranks in our local Tesco. We have a friend who works there, so she's probably told everyone that we're screwing with them. Oh, well.

 

[Sakurazaki1023]

A funnel, a plunger, Vaseline, and the largest container of Lucky Charms available.

A large pack of tube socks and as much pornography as the store has in stock.

It's also very interesting that you can purchase all of the ingredients for molded thermite charges in an art supply store. It's a shame that none of the cashiers recognize Iron Oxide, Aluminium, and Modeling Clay as dangerous...

 

[sabbat]

Seeing as we're talking about American supermarkets xP

I suppose I'd buy lots and lots of ammo ,Lubrecant, and a copy of the guiness book of world records

You guys go figure that one out for yourselves I encourage the thinking in images

Yeah. Tried that record. They didn't enter it.

 

[Caligulove]

Im surprised that cashiers STILL will give me odd looks of awkwardness when I buy condoms.

Seriously!? Why is that weird to anyone?

What WILL make anyone awkward is if you go to the pharmacy with your partner or really any girl and buy a pregnancy test looking completely terrified....
Once saw a couple like that in a CVS... felt baaaaad for them

 

[Slaanax]

What is up with all the Vaseline and Condoms, the Vaseline eats away the latex. You should be using some Astroglide or something to that effect.

A dog collar and leash, a large cucumber, toy hand cuffs, condoms and depends.

 

[theincurabletragedy]

A guy I know who works at Coles once had the pleasure of seeing me (5'5" girl wearing a Death Note shirt) trying to lift a 10kg bag of potatoes... while holding a plastic Lightsaber, a box of condoms, a five-pack of Mi Goreng and a toothbrush.