What would you buy to make the cashier wonder what the hell you're into?

[Tinneh]

I'd buy 8,000 condoms, a paintball gun, a few canisters of CO2, and a copy of the Outsiders film adaption.

 

[William Dickbringer]

leather belt batman costume some lotion and sports illustrated swim suit issue

 

[Tinneh]

What is up with all the Vaseline and Condoms, the Vaseline eats away the latex. You should be using some Astroglide or something to that effect.

A dog collar and leash, a large cucumber, toy hand cuffs, condoms and depends.

And there I was thinking you were going to suggest something more mature. ;D

 

[Tinneh]

leather belt batman costume some lotion and sports illustrated swim suit issue

Won't you die masturbating due to your sex addiction?

 

[rokkolpo]

a pack of diapers.
followed by asking the cashier if he/she has kids.

i will answer neither do i.

 

[Tinneh]

A box of donut's, three tubes of KY, six dvd's of twilight, two lighters, three cases of lighter fluid two boxes of underwear, a G-cup bra, Two cases of dr.pepper and and a hand grenade.

I know what I'm doing with that.

-carefully looks over list- Y'know, I don't think the store carries Dr. Pepper anymore, but everything else seems accurate.

 

[Tinneh]

Buying porn. If you were to do that, you'd get funny looks.

What's this thing I keep hearing about buying pornography? I thought it was just a myth!

 

[Boba Frag]

Hmmm...

x2 bars of cooking chocolate
x1 sprinkles
half a dozen eggs
castor sugar
box of extra strong latex gloves
Lube/massage oil
12 pack of Durex Pleasuremax or US equivalent.

All to be bought accompanied by 1 large and manly looking best friend who has what looks suspiciously like cake icing on his nose and chocolate around his mouth....

 

[Marter]

Buying porn. If you were to do that, you'd get funny looks.

What's this thing I keep hearing about buying pornography? I thought it was just a myth!

Apparently it happens. If I was the cashier that had to sell that, I would probably facedesk so hard.

 

[Tinneh]

30 dildos! Hurr hurrdily durp

Marshmallows, jelly (fruit lumps optional), ligher fluid, an extension cable, a giant teddy bear, candles and a rubber ball. T'would be a glorious night.

I see your thirty dildos and raise you forty-seven dildos.

 

[Slaanax]

What is up with all the Vaseline and Condoms, the Vaseline eats away the latex. You should be using some Astroglide or something to that effect.

A dog collar and leash, a large cucumber, toy hand cuffs, condoms and depends.

And there I was thinking you were going to suggest something more mature. ;D

I added the last stuff, because I didn't want to sound like a fuddyduddy.

 

[Bob the zombie]

1. Condoms 2. Styrofoam beans 3. gallon of gasoline 4.a lighter 5.twist-its 6. fuse 7. a whole fish 8. marshmallows

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

Ok... A slab of cheese, cream crackers, a box of earl grey, hockey mask, metal bucket, large ladle, chainsaw and a vice.

Then go on about this wonderful tea party your having.

 

[Tinneh]

Buying porn. If you were to do that, you'd get funny looks.

What's this thing I keep hearing about buying pornography? I thought it was just a myth!

Apparently it happens. If I was the cashier that had to sell that, I would probably facedesk so hard.

Wow, I mean, just wow! It just seems so primitive to have to go out and buy something!

 

[Blatherscythe]

A cucumber and a jar of vasaline. That would get me a few stares, especially if the cashier states the name of the items he scans and checks out.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

1. Condoms 2. Styrofoam beans 3. gallon of gasoline 4.a lighter 5.twist-its 6. fuse 7. a whole fish 8. marshmallows

That avatar looks strikingly familiar...

 

[Ildecia]

1. a bunch of bananas
2. sexual lubricant
3. a blender
4. 2 packs of condoms
5. melting wax blocks
6. fuzzy pink handcuffs
7. 4 tires
8. a book on metaphysical poetry
9. a turkey baster
10. 1 quart of Alfredo Sauce

the look on the clerk's face: Priceless
That'll get you some looks at walmart

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Condoms, Vaseline and a cucumber.

Since that has been said a lot: Water balloons and rat poison.

 

[Quaxar]

Ah, cashiers here are too easy to bewonder (if that word exists). I once got a WTF-look just for buying a Star Trek VII DVD. It was like 5 euros and has Kirk and Picard in it, could I not buy it?

 

[jasoncyrus]

Duct Tape, Rope, Shovel, Lighter Fluid, jumper cables, KY, several softballs, a taser/stungun and a gimp suit.