What would you buy to make the cashier wonder what the hell you're into?

[vento 231]

Rope, duct tape, car battery, metal chair, lamp, whip, ski mask, barb wire, hammer, rail road spike, home surgeon kit, gas mask, metal tray, and how to sell organs on the black market for dummies book.

 

[liljabba]

if your a guy: a wrist brace, 5 boxes of kleenex, vaseline, and a twilight poster with jacob shirtless

make sure the person at the checkout you go to is also a guy

 

[Eggsnham]

Step 1: Condoms

Step 2: Cat toys

Step 3: Lube/Lubricant like substance, i.e. butter, margarine, Crisco/lard

Step 4: Liquor, preferably tequila

Step 5: Buy a blow-up doll

Step 6: Bring a female (or male... Or even better, a pet) companion with you

Step 7: Enjoy the looks on the cashier's face!

 

[jmd102993]

condoms, ky jelly, and a couple hot wheels

 

[Rooster893]

1 can of crisco
3 hefty trashbags
2 bottles of pepto bismo
1 playboy magazine
5 condoms
and 2 handguns.

 

[Danilo Morales]

So it was 3 am in a walmart, i was with a lady friend of mind and we went in to get condoms for later, while getting the condoms we decided to get some duct tape too, when we went up to the cashier to pay, man was the look on her face hilarious.... but man that was a fun night...

 

[UberLemonBoy]

cucumber
lube
a monkey
giraffe
six coconuts
condoms
apple sauce
pocket bike
and a DS

 

[Ham_authority95]

10 bottles of whiskey

1 inflatable dolphin

Advil

handcuffs

3 jars of mustard

A stop watch

3 Cannibal Corpse albums

Binoculars

 

[Sinisterair]

A box of condoms Som ky jelly, a tazer a rake a garden hose a generator Then id go to a pet store and buy a puppy with all of the bought items in hand

 

[blindraven]

From cashier experience, one I recall still today.

Dude wearing short shorts and a flannel jacket buys some bungee jumping rope, headphones, disposable camera, a pair of aviators, and a mix of alcoholic drinks(Budweiser, Heineken, and even some kind of wine)

To this day I have no solid idea what happened. Best I can think of: I'm gonna need some rope, headphones to not hear this, some aviators to look cool, a camera for proof, and a whole lotta alcohol so that I never remember this!

 

[Vaewyn]

Vasaline and talcom power and salami.

 

[Kurokami]

Seventeen Justin Bieber CDs and a jackhammer.

BUT HERE'S THE CATCH

I use the jackhammers on Justin Bieber himself while I play his music.

DOHOHOHOHO

Hold up, you're gonna torture him AND hit him with a jackhammer?

 

[halfeclipse]

A pregnancy test and a single coat hanger.

 

[Funkbucket]

I had to get condom's, and I grabed the newspaper and a can of Redbull while I was there,
Got an awkward stare :/

 

[CloggedDonkey]

K-Y jelly, dog food, brownie mix, toilet paper, socket wrench, some child's toy, a playgirl, and have a large bearded black man whispering things into my ear, to which I reply "You naughty boy!"

 

[theironbat46]

cucumber
lube
a monkey
giraffe
six coconuts
condoms
apple sauce
pocket bike
and a DS

Impossible! There is no way you can buy a DS AND a cucumber in the same place!

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Here's a horrible joke: Guy walks into a pharmacy and asks for the "morning after pill". The pharmacist says that he won't sell it to him because he believes its use is immoral. The guy says,"Oh, in that case I need some towels, a garbage bag, and a coat hanger." The cashier asks what he's doing with those items. Guy responds,"I'm just getting ready. I'll need these in a month or two."

 

[UberLemonBoy]

cucumber
lube
a monkey
giraffe
six coconuts
condoms
apple sauce
pocket bike
and a DS

Impossible! There is no way you can buy a DS AND a cucumber in the same place!

shoprite by me sells PS3's and DS's

 

[ZomgSharkz]

Quantum Physics for dummies
A children's physics kit
Mentos
Diet Coke
As many extension cords as possible
Duct Tape
Several Padlocks
Ask for an autographed Magic Johnson jersey, and when they say no, swear and say that any Laker's Jersey will do.
2 Nerf Shotguns
A pack of D batteries
A Winnie the Poo coloring book
The most expensive cut of beef in the store

Then act totally terrified and like you are in a big hurry while being checked out.

P.S: Ha, no implied sex...I win...

 

[Callate]

Chlorine bleach, copper scrubbing sponges, flexible exhaust tubing, and a small fan.